toppi

One who is either:
a) Still tied to the apron strings
b) A future priest
c) A little pussy
d) Short
e) A bitch
or f) All of the above

Gee, that short bitch Toppi is still living at home and he's 34, what a little bitch.

by Brad March 19, 2005

Cow topping

The selective removal of the extremities of a cow. Such trimming can give better shape to the cow and will encourage further growth.

When cows grow too leggy, it can be helpful to lop excess growth, which will promote the cow to fill out instead of growing too tall and spindly.

Not to be confused with cow tipping, which is the act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.

Monty Don: In this episode of Gardeners' World, I will be showing the techniques of cow topping, using my small chainsaw and pruning secateurs.

by Fishyrich June 2, 2019

toplinson

toplinson, louis tomlinson obviously topping his husband harry styles. the powerful, dominant king topping his sweet husband (:

larrie 1: harry tops cause he’s taller and bigger!
larrie 2: no, height doesn’t matter, louis obviously tops
*larrie 1 researches*
larrie 1: you’re right, louis tops. toplinson supremacy.

by niallhoranslefthand(; February 19, 2021

louis toplinson

louis tomlinson topping during sex with harry styles

larrie #1: look he’s such a top like louis toplinson

larrie #2: they kinda share that really

by Eden-grace x June 3, 2020

Wing-Tippies

The tips of eyeliner.

Your wing-tippies are uneven.

by Phillybyrd March 31, 2017

Tophia

A lazy woman who won’t get a job and has roaches living in their hair.

Hey you should probably shower, you’re starting to look like Tophia.

by Dest14bae March 27, 2023

Shayne Topp

A memeber of a YouTube group called Smosh. He has also been on many other shows and movies like, Icarly, Dear lemon Lima, So Random, etc. Many people ship him and fellow Smosh member Courtney Miller, often called Shayney or Shortney.

His first Smosh appearance was in Smosh summer games.

Shayne Topp is so cute

by The Holy Sprite April 13, 2017