BOb's definitions

mattafack

"As a matter of fact" - used by many Americans when they are speaking in a hurry.

"I was down da gubmint ofice, mattafack, it was only yestidee."

by Bob May 22, 2004

Parking Lot

JP (AKA Hunny Gunny's crush

i parked my car in the parking lot

by BOB March 3, 2005

tea-towel holder

arsehole, rectum, etc
can be used for 1. shitting
2. shagging
3. holding tea-towels when not in use

i heard you did your missus up the tea-towel holder last night

by bob April 7, 2004

big booty

HUGE ass!!

Whoa that's one big booty!

by BoB August 17, 2003

Divorce

The screw-in' you get, for the screw-in' you got!

A way to put out the trash. Grabage costs money to get rid of!

by bob January 5, 2004

phil mickelson

1. Not the best golfer in the world. For starters he's left handed. He also chokes like he's sucking a large dick.

2. Refers to the action of winning only one major and writing a fucking book about it.

3. Getting your jimmy waxed seven days straight.

1. Phil Mickelson sucks.

2. Phil Mickelson sucks.

3. Man, I wish i had a Phil Mickelson.

by bob March 31, 2005

Radge

see duge and stc

oh nut pure ya wee mental radge

by bob November 20, 2003