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steaming

CP came out of Creation steaming last night.
by boon July 26, 2003
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aargan

The Aargan often occurs after strong doses of laxatives (or all you can eat chinese buffet), causing the person to lay grogans with such fierce animosity that they proceed to shit out their aggots.

The Aargan means an "Aggot grogan", and most often applies to males (with the exception of mingin' women).
After Jed laid an Aargan in his wife's golfing bag, they were eaten by the local chud on the back 9.
by Boon March 1, 2004
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Night Cruiser

Someone who drives their car late at night, normally down the high street on a saturday night, admiring the girls in their short skirts
by Boon December 30, 2004
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Butt fucked

A slang term which refers to someone who is overly drunk
"Did you have a good time at the club last night"
"Yeah, I was totally butt fucked"
by Boon December 30, 2004
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Jacksel

JACKSEL< When one masturbates behind girls back, slags on her back (thinking thats its cum) and she turns around, then you cum in her eye causing severe pain and discomfort>
did u hear Boon gave her a jacksel.
hahah i jackselled u.
by BOON April 8, 2005
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brogan

A black, solid and generally foul smelling grogan that follows a night on the bourbon (whisky). Differs from a standard grogan in its colour and texture
Man, that grogan was darker than Khamal.
by Boon December 15, 2003
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Shogan

The Shogan is an abbreviation for a "SHithouse grOGAN". This is a grogan that is so poor (in either length, viscosity, smell or voraciousness) that upon being laid in the crapper, it is rejected by it, and consequently will not flush down.

This term can also apply to the grogette, giving rise to the shogette.

See also the rogan, or the Royal Grogan, which is the antithesis of the shogan.
After 5 days eating only steak, Murgatroyd laid a grogan of such poor performance and such sub-optimal grandeur, that it was promptly rejeted by the dumper. That day Murgatroyd laid a shogan.
by Boon September 8, 2004
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