BOON's definitions

Kelsey

Kelsey is the most nicest guy you will ever meet, he’s always by your side no matter what, he’s funny,also will make your day, he’s kinda goofy and has that funny cheeky laugh, he is also quite smart if you ever need help I would go to him.

Kelsey can you help Me out

Hahah your so funny you made my day

by Boon May 31, 2018

Vogan

Quite literaly means the "Vicious Grogan". This term is used when a violently foul grogan has been laid, most often after a night of Single Malt or Kippers.

Common after-effects of the Vogan include nausea, internal hemmoraging, and jungle rot.

The viciousness of the vogan is often ranked with the Odometer.

After 6 weeks on a diet solely of pringles and leper's toes, Mr. Biffen unleashed vogans of an incredibly brutish nature, and all around knew it was so, cos it was brown, like a bashed trout.

by Boon October 23, 2004

aargan

The Aargan often occurs after strong doses of laxatives (or all you can eat chinese buffet), causing the person to lay grogans with such fierce animosity that they proceed to shit out their aggots.

The Aargan means an "Aggot grogan", and most often applies to males (with the exception of mingin' women).

After Jed laid an Aargan in his wife's golfing bag, they were eaten by the local chud on the back 9.

by Boon March 1, 2004

frogan

This word generally applies to a grogan laid in snow or icy weater, upon where it freezes, resulting in the aptly named "frogan".

My grogan became a frogan before it hit the bowl as someone left the igloo door open.

by Boon January 6, 2004

brocket

The brocket comes from a marriage of the words broganite and rocket. Essentially the brocket is a rocket fueled by broganite used in modern warfare. Due to the immense power of the active ingredient browder (derived from black grogan brogan powder), the brocket has been known to be fired over 1000's of miles. It is a form of non-conventional warfare due to its akrid stench upon detonation, and ability to shower all in a 40mile radius with grogan remnants.

After the Palestinian Qassam rockets were successfully taken out of operation by the Israeli counter-terrorist forces, they began to use Brockets with devastating results for all caught in its path.

by Boon October 14, 2004

Jacksel

JACKSEL< When one masturbates behind girls back, slags on her back (thinking thats its cum) and she turns around, then you cum in her eye causing severe pain and discomfort>

did u hear Boon gave her a jacksel.
hahah i jackselled u.

by BOON April 8, 2005

brogan

A black, solid and generally foul smelling grogan that follows a night on the bourbon (whisky). Differs from a standard grogan in its colour and texture

Man, that grogan was darker than Khamal.

by Boon December 15, 2003