BOON's definitions
by boon July 26, 2003
Get the steamingmug. The Aargan often occurs after strong doses of laxatives (or all you can eat chinese buffet), causing the person to lay grogans with such fierce animosity that they proceed to shit out their aggots.
The Aargan means an "Aggot grogan", and most often applies to males (with the exception of mingin' women).
The Aargan means an "Aggot grogan", and most often applies to males (with the exception of mingin' women).
After Jed laid an Aargan in his wife's golfing bag, they were eaten by the local chud on the back 9.
by Boon March 1, 2004
Get the aarganmug. Someone who drives their car late at night, normally down the high street on a saturday night, admiring the girls in their short skirts
by Boon December 30, 2004
Get the Night Cruisermug. by Boon December 30, 2004
Get the Butt fuckedmug. JACKSEL< When one masturbates behind girls back, slags on her back (thinking thats its cum) and she turns around, then you cum in her eye causing severe pain and discomfort>
by BOON April 8, 2005
Get the Jackselmug. A black, solid and generally foul smelling grogan that follows a night on the bourbon (whisky). Differs from a standard grogan in its colour and texture
by Boon December 15, 2003
Get the broganmug. The Shogan is an abbreviation for a "SHithouse grOGAN". This is a grogan that is so poor (in either length, viscosity, smell or voraciousness) that upon being laid in the crapper, it is rejected by it, and consequently will not flush down.
This term can also apply to the grogette, giving rise to the shogette.
See also the rogan, or the Royal Grogan, which is the antithesis of the shogan.
This term can also apply to the grogette, giving rise to the shogette.
See also the rogan, or the Royal Grogan, which is the antithesis of the shogan.
After 5 days eating only steak, Murgatroyd laid a grogan of such poor performance and such sub-optimal grandeur, that it was promptly rejeted by the dumper. That day Murgatroyd laid a shogan.
by Boon September 8, 2004
Get the Shoganmug.