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gut shot leopard

Gut shot leopard is a term for "an awful mess." If my dad ever saw some of my horrible wiring jobs as a youngster, or some terrible looking food he was the first to exclaim it looked like a gut shot leopard.
"holy christ boy what did you do here? this bastard looks like a gut shot leopard."
by blake March 31, 2004
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gravitron

A gravitron is the ride at those crappy city to city carnivals that spins real fast. It smells of vomit and sweat and features weight lifting benches on rollers along the wall. Your back is placed upon the bench with you in a semi standing position and the gravitron is activated. Once it reaches speed the benches slide up giving you the feeling of weightlessness. In actuality it is more the centrifugal/centripedal force that allows you to "stick" to the wall.
This guy i work with plans to buy a gravitron and travel the country as a carnie, but we were looking on usedrides.com and they're like $40,000 used!
by blake April 1, 2004
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Wrang

used as slang for wrong, but pronounced differently, sounding much like Brrr-aaange
shes pretty hot.... WRANG!
Nice hat... WRANG!
by Blake April 14, 2004
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leaner

A Penis that leans at all times even when erect
by Blake December 16, 2003
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afrobooty

man with hairy hairy hairy butt so bad that it needs be cut with scissors and then shaved
by Blake December 16, 2003
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swisha house

Swisha house iz wat made screwed get big. There freestlyes and screwed and chopped songs are herd around the world and where started in the dirty south h-town. Swisha house has many popular rappers like mike jones,paul wall, chamillion,and so on. After every one got big swisha house broke off to servial groups:color chaning click,bosshogg outlawz. There cds my feature lil flip,freestlye kings, wreckin yard, and other freestle groups. halla back ur boy b-boy ~1~
mike jones_who? mike jones i turn i ho down and make her walk home
by blake January 6, 2004
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volcanus

Intense diarrhoea, resembling a volcano. So intense that when fecies exits, it does so at such speed to cause a splash in the toilet water which makes contact with the buttocks.
Man, I had such a volcanus today, my ass was drenched and stinging madly afterwards.
by Blake January 17, 2004
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