BLAKE's definitions

ploonk

The noise the golf ball makes when it goes in the hole

Did the ball go in?
yeah, I heard it make that sweet ploonking noise

by Blake November 11, 2002

burn one's poker

to contract an STD

I gotta go to the clinic cuz i burned my poker

by Blake November 12, 2002

dedigitate

expression meaning pull your finger out of your ass

Kevin quit fucking around and dedigitate.

by Blake November 12, 2002

Marlena Workman

The most lovely woman in the world. A strong woman to whom I can cling when things get tough. ie. My fiance`.

Blake and Marlena love one another... HOO-RAY!!!!

by Blake October 29, 2004

ass board

A board that sucks serious major ass!!

Maybe you should take that ass board and shove it up ur ass!!

by Blake June 6, 2003

ROFLMAO

Rolling on the Floor Laughing My Ass Off.

This one was created in the Rogues Gallery from the Blizzard game Diablo 1.

Guy1: I just lit my face on fire!
Guy2:Roflmao!

by Blake February 13, 2007

gut shot leopard

Gut shot leopard is a term for "an awful mess." If my dad ever saw some of my horrible wiring jobs as a youngster, or some terrible looking food he was the first to exclaim it looked like a gut shot leopard.

"holy christ boy what did you do here? this bastard looks like a gut shot leopard."

by blake March 31, 2004