BILL's definitions

douche monger

Extreme Douche bag, usually the leader of a small group of douches. Extremely gay and faggish, wakes up underneath another douche bag with his dick in his ass.

Michael you fucking douche monger. Get your dick out of his ass. You were so far in i couldnt even see you.

by Bill March 15, 2004

fo eighty sixin

Ghetto hood rat hide out where da bitches be commin up in B-Town. All da hood rats be slangin budz and fucking bitches up in Fo Eight Six.

Yo be got to pick up some bitches up at fo eighty sixin.

by Bill July 24, 2004

short hairs

A euphemism for "pubic hairs," itself in this context a euphemistic metonymy for "balls". It is used mostly in expressions such as "to have someone by the short hairs," which is to say "to have someone in a very difficult or hopeless situation," equivalent to "to have someone by the balls."

It was a real Catch 22! They had me by the short hairs, and they knew it.

by bill September 6, 2005

crazy town

Prince Albert Saskatchewan, Canada

I just left Crazy Town

by Bill July 21, 2008

afganni

name for a mostly indica strain of marijuana that originated in the middle east near afganistan. A dark colored weed that is great for making hashish and a great smoke if you like a knockout high. Has a very strong almost skunky odor. Usually sells from 15 dollars to 20 dollars a gram.

I smoked some bomb afganni last night.

by Bill February 9, 2005

ferien tego

masterbater. coloq. west of Scotland.
ferien..male member/tego puller

that boy is a ferien tego and will go blind if he does not stop

by Bill October 9, 2003

liquid fire

What you do after eating at Qudobas, and get food poisoning

Have you ever tried peeing liquid fire out of your ass??

by Bill May 19, 2004