whipped

When i guy goes after stale pussy again and again no good apartent reason or gives into the every dmand of a women.

He is so whipped even after she tried to get with his best friend and talked all that shit he went crawling back to her when she should have been crawling back to him and he gave up drinking! He is so whipped!

by bill September 22, 2004

vogler

a moravian, one who loves moravia

Vogler is the greatest kid in the world

by Bill December 27, 2004

howdy

n., An unattractive man dating or coupled with an attractive woman.
Derived from: "How'd he get a chick like that?"
Origin: Andy

The chess club captain is a total howdy. I can't believe he's dating a cheerleader.

by Bill April 28, 2005

fo eighty sixin

Ghetto hood rat hide out where da bitches be commin up in B-Town. All da hood rats be slangin budz and fucking bitches up in Fo Eight Six.

Yo be got to pick up some bitches up at fo eighty sixin.

by Bill July 24, 2004

instigator

Bunty, officially known as the instigator.

GEESE LAWEEZ is that bunty ever an instigator

by Bill May 12, 2004

short hairs

A euphemism for "pubic hairs," itself in this context a euphemistic metonymy for "balls". It is used mostly in expressions such as "to have someone by the short hairs," which is to say "to have someone in a very difficult or hopeless situation," equivalent to "to have someone by the balls."

It was a real Catch 22! They had me by the short hairs, and they knew it.

by bill September 06, 2005

douche monger

Extreme Douche bag, usually the leader of a small group of douches. Extremely gay and faggish, wakes up underneath another douche bag with his dick in his ass.

Michael you fucking douche monger. Get your dick out of his ass. You were so far in i couldnt even see you.

by Bill March 15, 2004