patty cake

While you're nailing some girl doggie style and your friend is catching some head off the same girl, you get a quick game of pattycake going. This makes you reminisce of your childhood memories and eases the sight of watching your friend blow his load.

Dude, that girl is just begging for us to play patty cake on her tonight.

by Bill March 09, 2005

Portsmouth Steamer

Draggin someone out of a bar by their nostrils- beating them senseless (using fists or wanger), then preceeding to lay a nice steaming turd on their chest whilst pissing in their eyes. Finally employers of the Portsmouth steamer, should casually (but swiftly) leave the scene.

Also deemed Pompey Steamer

Alan keeps giving Frenchy portsmouth steamers. Where does he get all those turds from?

We should start a Portsmouth Steamers Society

by bill April 07, 2005

favor

A form of sexual intercourse including the use of various industrial solvents. Known for dangerous and often life threatening positions and locations, including the "floppy drum" and often performed in the of circular saws

"She gave me a favor last year, I just got out of the hospital"

by bill December 16, 2002

ball stretcher

a device encircling the scrotum above the testicles that pushes the testicles away from the body. Most stretchers are made of soft leather, usually pushing the testicles out or down an extra 1-3 inches, but some afficionados can take as much as 10 inches. Lately, also made of heavy metal rings or joined semi-circles. Mostly gay use. Can produce a very erotic sensation both to the testicles and to the testicle cords.

Bob's ball stretcher made his nuts whack agaist his thighs as he walked.

by bill December 26, 2004

cock fucker

a person whose penis is so small they can fuck another penis

youre a stupid cock fucker

by bill March 21, 2005

Ownage Biscuit

A phrase used in online games, when you are killing many people without getting touched, you are owning, therefore entitled to scream out "OWNAGE BISCUIT"
while killing more people, as soon as you are killed, the Ownage Biscuit phase is over and must be re-owned

RandomFace was killed by Gyroid
Ronin was killed by Gyroid
Shrill was killed by Gyroid
PlasticMolotov was killed by Gyroid
"OMG!!1! DIS IS TEH OWNAGE BISCUIT!!1!"

by Bill March 24, 2004

squawk

v. to yell out in pain or alarm

"Your mom squawked when she ate the cat."

by bill November 21, 2002