jizzworthy

Used not only for hot chicks, but for anything that causes great happiness and gratification.

Here are some examples of 'jizzworthy' items:

- Hot chicks
- Taco Bell
- Popeyes
- Donuts
- Various video games (i.e. goldeneye)
- gamewinning shots in the nba
- other such sports moments (homeruns, etc.)
- nice cars

you get the point..

by Ben November 01, 2006

Urban Scrumping

The playful mischievous of stealing cars, car stereos, mobile phones and...erm, children from parked cars.

In the event that the item of choice is an actual car, it must be driven around at high speed, before being left spray painted and on fire beside a railway line.

Yo boyz, we iz gonna go Urban Scrumping laterz.

by Ben March 03, 2005

cingular

Lowest dropped calls my fucking ass.

Me: "Hey, Jeff?"

Jeff: Hey, what's u-"

Me: "WTF! i've been raped by cingular again!"

by Ben September 13, 2006

Jag

judge advocit general, in the millitary thats the real deff

by ben June 04, 2003

Bammie

1. Someone who likes CKY and HIM just because a bearded Ville Valo wannabe asshole likes them. CKY is good to like... HIM isnt...

2. Someone who thinks Bam is IN CKY/HIM

3. People who waste space on CKY Chat talking about said bearded Ville Valo wannabe

<Dark_Angel> I love bam so much, and his voice is really good when he sings

by Ben November 16, 2003

kazakstan

Home of the infamous Ali-G's character Borat Sagdiyev who insulted America by changing the last line of the national anthem when asked to sing at a baseball match.

"Throw the Jew down the well,
so my people can be free"

by ben May 13, 2005

whack off

To down your drink.

I'll just whack off my pint, then I'm going home to whack off.

by Ben November 23, 2003