BEN's definitions

max payne

A computer game featuring a constapated man with a quiff and a face like a slapped ass doing a drug bust over his dead family. Max Payne can dodje bullets with his magig egg timer and stay cool after being shot in the face with sawn off shotgun.

Max, the legend, uses painkillers to stay alive, and can keep a lead pipe, a baseball bat, desert eagle, several berettas, 3 shotguns, a jackhammer, grenedas, two ingrams, an m16, rifle, grenede launcher, molotov cocktails and shit loads of ammo under his leather jacket and not look fat.

In my opinion, pretty fucking cool.

Look at me!! i can kill 3 badboy yardies with 2 bullets and i havent had a poo for over three years!!

by ben February 25, 2005

and stuff

When you run out of "intellegent" things to say, you add this to a sentence.

"Maybe we could take my Dad's car to the lake this weekend, and make out, and stuff."

by Ben December 11, 2003

Tmartin

The act of smelling your finger after it was inserted into another man's anus.

Hey Glenna, I went to the bar last night and someone gave me a tmartin!

by Ben November 22, 2006

chooch

Word used to describe either Stephanie, or Dr. Chooch. Either a complete lack of intelligence, or one who pretends to hold more intelligence than they are capable of producing..

"Stephanie is a chooch..."
"Dr. Chooch is a chooch."
"Welcome to the ghetto you chooch"

by Ben September 14, 2004

burner

slang term used for a device that writes and re-writes data onto a compact disk.

"you can get all the music you want if you have a computer and a burner."

by Ben April 3, 2005

crack rocksteady

what rude boys listen to while smoking crack

leftover crack, choking victim

by ben December 6, 2003

povo

Police vehicle- stems from the term popo.

Damn, slow down, there's a povo behind us.

by Ben January 8, 2004