BEN's definitions

magnum xtra shlong

1.Larger than mangnum, truly a huge shlong
2. The sizzel of my dizzel

Yo, my fujunga hurts because of Ben's magnum extra shlong

by Ben February 8, 2005

Benz

It can smoke a BMW or a Ferrari anyday. it is German Exotica in the form of full size sedans.

A Benz S65 can smoke a NASCAR anyday

by Ben November 10, 2003

last chook

The art of taking the head of ones penis in the fist and pulling it up straight in the air leaving the testicles dangling.

The last chook at woolworth's.

by Ben March 29, 2003

larptard

someone who LARPs (live action roleplaying)and enjoys it more than leading their everyday lives. some cases of "larptards" have been known to practice being furries.

nice dragon costume yetman, that guy is a fckn "larptard".

by ben December 6, 2004

uber danis

Uber danis ness its a term that mean i think you are so cool

you are such an uber danis sir

by Ben March 23, 2005

ya mam

when u are havin sex shout out ya mam and your girlfriend or boyfriend will leave you and everyones a winner. Nick sharman is gay oh yeah and toddy

ahhh ahhh harder ya mam

by ben February 7, 2005

lixz

When vinnie starts the horny dance. He doddles around town like a cuddlemuffin screaming "Silly Goose" while giving roman helmets and pink elephant trunks to moaning little kids.

Vinne rips Jeffry a new one while he goes for a lixz in his innocent, virgin rectum.

by Ben December 12, 2004