Definitions by BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP

enchanting 

adj. Something something that has the power to enchant, humbling.

Timmy let out an enchanting bottomburp.

enchanting by Bastardized Bottomburp March 20, 2003

Dickmark 

A burnmark which appears on your penis when you're giving a girl anal and she farts all over your cock (usually quite a wet fart too, m'lord).

Man: The dickmark won't wash off.
Woman: Perhaps I should cut back on the beans?
Man: IT WOULD SEEM APPROPRIATE!

Dickmark by Bastardized Bottomburp March 20, 2003

insert 

A sign stuck on the rear of a prostitute.

Insert Here. 3==D

insert by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

hello 

what idiots say to start a conversation in MSN Messenger. "How r u?" will usually follow. Then, "gtg, bai"

Hello How r u? gtg bai

hello by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

CGI

Crazy language of doomy doom. Used in webpages such as Hotmail to confuse simple-minders.

My mum knows alot of CGI.

CGI by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

asl 

The idiots versian of 'how much older is my next love-slave / the gender of my next love-slave / where I can find my love-slave.

Hello. Whore u? ASL? Bai

asl by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

2D 

The lead singer of the all mighty band: Gorillaz. HAIL SANTA!

I'm 2D. Won't you buy me: Piano Chord; dictionary.

2D by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003