Definitions by BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP

Comic Sans 

Overused beyond credibility within webpages, MSN and other IMs. Fixedsys is better, being less common and simply more elite looking.

My friend used to use blue Comic Sans MS font on MSN, but when I started using black Fixedsys, he converted to blue Fixedsys.

Comic Sans by Bastardized Bottomburp June 29, 2003

font 

The display of text on a computer. Comes in Sans or Sans Serif. Some are so oddified that you cannot tell.

Sans:
Times New Roman, Courier, Nimrod etc.

Sans Serif:
Verdana, Arial, MS Sans Serif etc.

font by Bastardized Bottomburp June 29, 2003

Cowboy Bebop 

The only decent animé on Australian TV, and perhaps American (I wouldn't know). Each episode's plot is generally different to each other episode. Action, entertainment and a small hint of comedy. Cowboy Bebop has it all.

Ein is German for 1. See, Cowboy Bebop is as educational as it is entertaining.

Cowboy Bebop by Bastardized Bottomburp June 28, 2003

plustard

1) To improve something retarded, making it more retarded (See uptarded)
2) Something that has been added to something else to make them form into one big ball of retardation.
3) A retard who does things that make he or she more retarded each day.

The plustard got hit by a parked car.

plustard by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003

search engine 

Shamelessly endorses other websites by letting people add their sites to a great big list of sites.

I searched 'Ancient Egyptian Remains' on the search engine and got 14 000 results, mainly consisting of pornography.

search engine by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003

metric shitload 

The equivalent of 1000 metric shitballs.

I plopped a metric shitload of faeces all over the sidewalk, blocking movement on the road.

metric shitload by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003

serious emotional trauma 

When a large, asian male farts inside your school bag, but not without dropping a turd inside it, zipping the bag back up, shaking the bag around, opening it back up, and showing you the smeared shit all over your assignment papers due next period.

Fuck! No! My papers! I've been Serious emotional trauma'd!

serious emotional trauma by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003