Definitions by BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP

I will s00 j00! 

Bastardization of 'I shall take you to the courts, dear fellow.'

<F47> I will s00 j00 f0r m4king m3 g3t f4t by 3ating @ McDon4lds!
<Kupple> You sloppy sucka.

I will s00 j00! by Bastardized Bottomburp July 20, 2003

Kung Pow 

Hilarious, fake-dubbed martial-arts parody. Includes a brief intermission, a man swinging a chain, repetitive zooming-effects and a woman with one breast.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass! Heh heh heh. ENOUGH!

Kung Pow by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

Beavis and Butthead

2 of Americas most promising individuals, will one day aspire to more than TV and nachos. And maybe get laid.

Huh huh. He said anus.

Beavis and Butthead by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

Noise 

Best used at appropriate times, such as 2 o'clock in the morning.

<BBurp> NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!
<Neighbours> SHUT UP YOU LITTLE RASCALS!

Noise by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage 

The Springfieldian word for 'milk shake' found at Krusty Burger.

<Wiggum> Do they have Krusty-Partially-Gelatinated-Non-Dairy-Gum-Based-Beverages?
<Lou> Mm-hm. And they call 'em "Shakes"
<Eddie> Heh. "Shakes". You don't know what you're gettin'.
<Wiggum> Well I know what I'm gettin'. Some donuts.

Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

shiggity shiggity shwa

A general responce to anything, usually of disinterest.

<MathsHobo> Did you do your Maths assignment accounting towards 60% of your report?
<BungStrung> Shiggity shiggity shwa.

shiggity shiggity shwa by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

s8in 

1) Bastardization of 'Satin'
2) Bastardization of 'Satan'
3) Bastardization of 'Skating', used when the slow-minded internet warts try to use 'sk8in' to be cool, but fail miserably when discovering that they can't spell 'skating' or 'sk8in' and therefore make an assclown of themself.

I go s8in onda weakend!

s8in by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003