BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP's definitions

SOAD

1. System of a Down
2. Someone Owning a Dildo

1. I bought a SOAD CD
2. The SOAD bought a dildo.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 12, 2003

xylophone

A word used to confuse little children in the spelling of it, although spelling such a word is extremely easy.

<KindyGartener> Zila-what?

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 4, 2003

pee your pants

The ultimate ice breaker when meeting a woman.

<Woman> So...
<You> Yes...
<Woman> Um... heh.
<You> Hmm...
<Woman> So... what's your name?
<You> Heh heh..
<Woman> ... Excuse me, did you just pee your pants?
<You> Um, yeah.
<Woman> ... let's make out!

And the lesson is, children, you ain't cool... unless you pee your pants!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003

Morgasm

To ejaculate in a morgue. An experience felt only by necrophiliacs.

Johnny the Homicidal Necrophiliac snuck into the morque and had a quick morgasm with the dead bodies.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 14, 2003

world peace

What the Miss Universe women hope to achieve, as though they have a role in society.

I'm a girl with a fake crown, so I can make terrorists and US Presidents stop acting like weapon-loaded kill-bots! With a wave of my hand, I will create world peace! Whoosh!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 23, 2003

monkey navigated

To be controlled and run by monkeys, mainly in boats, ships or planes.

I work in a monkey-navigated jumbo jet.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003

Soul Caliber II

I enjoy it. Not the best video game ever.

It's better than most fighting games (a lot more different battle types to do plus weapons to collect - over 200.)

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 28, 2003