Ask clown

This is a person who has all the worst traits from both an "ask hole" and an "ass clown".

It’s a dipshit that thinks he’s done it all and knows everything, yet constantly asks questions in to which the advice he’ll never use.
As soon as we started taking about outboard motors, that fucking "ask clown" Gary Chico has to pipe up about some new story of a super modified engine he was "involved with" that beat all others.

He’s such a fag, his stories are all lies.
by BAMF613 February 24, 2019
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Broken cunt

A chick with a communicable disease, or one with a plain worn out cunt from pushing out kids or getting fucked by huge dicks.
Yeah, Kellie looks pretty good but she’s got a broken cunt. She’s been raw dogged by the wrong dudes.

I took Kathleen home last night for a good fuck, but after so many kids, her broken cunt couldn’t get me off. I had to fuck her spare cunt instead!
by BAMF613 November 15, 2018
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Assblastathon

The act of literally fucking some chicks ass to oblivion, in a marithon session.
Last night, I gave Kellie an assblastathon of epic proportions! That dumb cunt is going to be walking bowlegged for a week!

Kellie was on the rag, so I gave her an assblastathon instead last night!
by BAMF613 January 6, 2018
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Two fisted mouth slut

A female who is sucking one guys dick while jacking off two others.
Last night I was mouth fucking Kellie's face and then John and Rick walked in. She grabbed their dicks and tugged them while I blasted a load down her throat. She’s a good little two fisted mouth slut! Next time, she’ll get two more holes filled!
by BAMF613 October 15, 2018
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Baby escape hatch

When a woman’s pussy is so bad, it’s good for nothing more than pushing kids out of. A blown out cunt, wrecked hole.
Jan's pussy is so fucking destroyed, it’s only good for a baby escape hatch at this point.
by BAMF613 November 15, 2018
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DFC

Miranda Carey is such a DFC! Who cares what her plitical views are!
by BAMF613 January 6, 2018
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Kavinition

A ridiculous, made-up definition for a common slang term. Often used where the real meaning would cause personal embarrassment.
Yeah, Brett wants us to believe that "boofing" is somehow related to "farting" instead of having to recount what a pig he was in high school. That’s a convienet Kavinition of the word for him.
by BAMF613 October 5, 2018
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