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Blassie

Breed of dog. A Blassie is a cross between a Lassie (Collie) and a Pit Bull.
A new metro-breed of dogs popular with Pro-athletes and rappers.
Bro, what the hell is that?

That's a Blassie....the bitch will take your arm off and then run for help.
by B. Hanback January 26, 2008
mugGet the Blassiemug.

Avatar

A girl that is hot but has fucked up nose
"dude - she was stripper hot but was an Avatar..."

did you see who david brought to the Christmas party?

"yea - Avatar"
by B. Hanback January 9, 2010
mugGet the Avatarmug.

Petco Zoo

The place that grandparents take their grandchildren when they are too lazy to take them to the real zoo. They take them to the pet store knowing the kids won't know the difference.
Come on kids! Big Jim is taking you to the Petco Zoo today! Let's go look at all the animals!

My dad took my nephews to Petco and McDonald's and they fucking thought they went to the zoo! What the fuck...
by B. Hanback January 14, 2010
mugGet the Petco Zoomug.

blisters in the whiskers

Bro, I met this hot Canadian chick last night...

Yea, you know what they say about Canadian women...

What's that?

Check for blisters in the whiskers...
by B. Hanback February 12, 2008
mugGet the blisters in the whiskersmug.

Locker Room of the Super Bowl

Phrase used to describe the best time or situation ever...as if you were in the locker room of the Super Bowl - you just don't leave there....
Dude, I can't believe we are in Kid Rock's hot tub with 10 strippers....

Yea, let's get out of here and see what is going on downtown...

Are you fucking kidding me? You don't leave the Locker Room of the Super Bowl?! Dumbass.....
by B. Hanback January 17, 2009
mugGet the Locker Room of the Super Bowlmug.

Joe Lunchbucket

The average person - referring to a blue or gray collar American
Joe Lunchbucket pulled out his Clark Bar, Dr. Pepper and cigarettes on his lunch break
by B. Hanback January 15, 2009
mugGet the Joe Lunchbucketmug.

Tampa Fade

Term used when someone leaves a bar or a club without letting anyone know because they are drunk and want to go home, but don't want their friends to know they are leaving...
Where did Chris and Keith go?

They were hammered and probably pulled the Tampa Fade...

Everyone was heading to the strip club and Brian pulled the Tampa Fade - married guys always do...
by B. Hanback January 17, 2009
mugGet the Tampa Fademug.

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