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Definitions by B Tsunami

The Jackson Pollock Wake Up Maneuver

An act of waking a person by blasting them with diarrhea while yelling "It's ART"!
All through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for fuckin Tom who just pulled a Jackson Pollock Wake Up Maneuver in poor little Cindy Lou, that twat, waking everyone to see his newest masterpiece.

The Jackson Pollock Wake Up Maneuver wins again...
A polish woman wraps your dick in cabbage, while you are prepped to drop a deep six shit bomb.... all while suck starting your 2 stroke evenrude.
Stopped out to the produce stand the other day, had a heated conversation that landed me into a blumpki with the sister wife.
Blumpki by B Tsunami March 13, 2024

Chow and Plow 

When you have anticipation of buying a girl dinner to have sex with her.

When a girl goes on one dinner date and hooks up with you.
Thanks to tinder, I've had the best luck with the ol' Chow and plow.

Life regret: Did the ol' Chow and plow after taking a girl to the Taco Bell. Sex turned into a chili cook-off.
Chow and Plow by B Tsunami October 22, 2019

Politicunt

A person who resorts to Urban dictionary and Wikipedia to write fake words or spread propaganda because they have sand in their vagina over their political views.
You hear what that politicunt on CNN was saying?

That politicunt on Fox seriously needs to get some vagisil.

You watch that politicunt on MSNBC??? Yeah neither did I that network is trash.
Politicunt by B Tsunami June 30, 2019

Taint Loaf

(1) A term used for a menstruating vagina that sports roast beef curtains

(2) A person who says stupid shit at stupid times

(3) The nasty ring around a bathtub after it drains following a long body soak.
(1) Dude did you go down on that chick who took a shitpiss behind wah wahs yesterday?

Nah brah, rounded third base and came face to face with her taint loaf.

(2) We should give free money to people who don't work...

Shut the fuck up taint loaf

(3)Who wants to sample grandpa's taint loaf?
Taint Loaf by B Tsunami June 30, 2019

Taint-genie 

Girl said my shit was dirt mcgurk...
I said damn: "bitch this shit was taint-genie yesterday". Don't be diggin seagulls ho.
Taint-genie by B Tsunami April 16, 2019

Brooklyn Handcart 

When a douchebag is actively leaving an upperdecker (taking a grunt in the toilet tank) while his skank is sitting on the shitter bowl reverse cowgirl facing him who is also dropping bowel bombs and slobbing his knob. (Blumpkin)
Tabor: Hey man, why did they kick you out of the kids bake sale?

Brian: They caught me driving a Brooklyn Handcart on that cupcake bitch with the sweet dumper.

Tabor: Nods in admiration.
Brooklyn Handcart by B Tsunami April 6, 2019