Axel von Auersperg's definitions

CFM pumps

"Come Fuck Me" high heel shoes, usually black stiletto pumps at least 4" tall, with pointy toes, often patent leather; putatively worn by a woman who wants to advertise her availability for sex.

"If you wear those CFM pumps in front of me, baby, you'd better mean business."

by Axel von Auersperg December 2, 2003

STW

In stocking fetish jargon, pantyhose(PH)that is "sheer to waist," no stocking tops, no reinforcing, nothing to break the continuous line of the foot ankle calf knee thigh hip....

It matters if it matters to you. If you have that taste for nylon.

"I'm strictly a STW girl. Sheer to the waist, or nothing at all." (Thanks, LVR!)

by Axel von Auersperg February 11, 2006

PH

In stocking fetish jargon, pantyhose. Could be just plain old pantyhose. Could be pantyhose with the cotton panel taken out. Could be no-panel, sheer to the waist. Could be pantyhose decorated with seams and reinforced toes and heels just to look like FFstockings, you know, till the skirt goes up and then...

"Please, baby, you know I'm a PH freak. Let me see! LET ME SEE!!!!"

by Axel von Auersperg September 16, 2005

shoot the buick

Vomiting while drunk. May involve desecration of a classic sedan's pristine leather seats, but the "buick" reference actually refers to the sound you and a sick cat make.

He got her naked in the back seat on prom night, and then all that garbage pail punch made him "shoot the buick," as they say, although it was really his dad's New Yorker.

by Axel von Auersperg December 7, 2005

hasbean

A adult female (like Anne Heche) who has affairs with women and declares herself lesbian when young but decides later that she's really hetero and becomes a totally straight hausfrau, married, PTA, making apple pies, the works, making the 100% dykes rather bitter.

PRONOUNCED so as to rhyme with "lesbian."

Oh she was hot for pussy in college, but like so many now she's just a hasbean.

by Axel von Auersperg December 6, 2005

RHT

Stocking fetishist abbreviation for "reinforced heel & toe," just like your grandmother used to wear.

"She's really into the stocking scene. RHT, FF, PH, fishnet catsuits, she wears them all. And the shoes..."

by Axel von Auersperg September 9, 2005

shoe job

A sexual act in which a woman wearing high heel shoes presses or squeezes the genitalia of a man with them until he achieves climax.

"Put on your sex shoes, baby, and give me a shoe job."

by Axel von Auersperg December 2, 2003