by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 18, 2020

Don't allow Big Pharma to trick you into hormone replacement therapy - cure yourself with alternative medicine instead. There's literally nothing that can't be fixed by a chiropractor.
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 16, 2017

At a recent values voter summit, exposed publisher of watered-down Nazi ideology Steve Bannon claimed to support Judeo-Christian values.
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart October 18, 2017

1. Someone who opposes monarchy (usual, historic definition)
2. In the modern United States, someone who vigorously strives to bring monarchy back
2. In the modern United States, someone who vigorously strives to bring monarchy back
1. The republicans deposed the tyrant and instituted a republic.
2. The Republicans demand that Donald Trump and his children be allowed to rule forever as a royal dynasty, the will of the people be damned.
2. The Republicans demand that Donald Trump and his children be allowed to rule forever as a royal dynasty, the will of the people be damned.
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart December 8, 2020

The fabled year when Jews are going to abandon the Democratic Party for the Republican Party.
Like the year of the Linux desktop, it never comes, but belief in its imminence is enough to satisfy cultists.
Like the year of the Linux desktop, it never comes, but belief in its imminence is enough to satisfy cultists.
2004: the year of the Jewish Republican
2008: the year of the Jewish Republican
2012: the year of the Jewish Republican
2016: the year of the Jewish Republican
2020: the year of the Jewish Republican
2024: the year of the Jewish Republican
2008: the year of the Jewish Republican
2012: the year of the Jewish Republican
2016: the year of the Jewish Republican
2020: the year of the Jewish Republican
2024: the year of the Jewish Republican
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 16, 2020

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 7, 2019

"Our country is besieged by fundamentalists trying to subject it to religious law! They will force women to submit to men and put gay people to death!"
"I know, they're called values voters. Unfortunately they've been here a while and seemingly aren't going anywhere."
"I know, they're called values voters. Unfortunately they've been here a while and seemingly aren't going anywhere."
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 7, 2017
