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Definitions by Aunt Tifa Lockhart

Donald Trump 

The reason no conservative should ever be taken seriously ever again.
"We just have different opinions about how to address the pro--"
"Donald Trump, now fuck off"
Donald Trump by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 22, 2020

silent majority 

A word used by the loud, gerrymandered minority with entirely too much power to refer to themselves.
"WERRR THE SSILENT MAJORITY LIBS THESE COLORS DONT RUN EAGLE PATRIOT"
"ok"
"WATS MAD LIBS TRIGGERED OWNED THE LIBS JESUS CHRISTMAS WAR"
"be more silent"
"OMG ITS LITERALLY 1984 NAPOLEON SNOWFLAKE FARMER JOHN"

worst President ever 

A term that both accurately describes Donald J. Trump and strangely falls far short of addressing the severity of his transgressions.
Calling Trump the worst President ever feels like it's not even close to describing just how terrible he was?

Orange Death

Orange Death is spreading out of control in almost all U.S. states
Orange Death by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 18, 2020
Authoritarians who can't tolerate differences of opinion tend to append these three letters to the first letter of whatever they claim to be. Generally about the most goyish thing anyone can possibly do.
Republican + INO = RINO
Catholic + INO = CINO
Jew + INO = JINO
INO by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 18, 2020

year of the Jewish Republican 

The fabled year when Jews are going to abandon the Democratic Party for the Republican Party.

Like the year of the Linux desktop, it never comes, but belief in its imminence is enough to satisfy cultists.
2004: the year of the Jewish Republican

2008: the year of the Jewish Republican

2012: the year of the Jewish Republican

2016: the year of the Jewish Republican

2020: the year of the Jewish Republican

2024: the year of the Jewish Republican

postmodernism 

1. The period of time during which people started learning about modernism in textbooks and academic lectures.
2. The creative and philosophical output of people from this period.
3. Anything some boring attention-starved Youtuber doesn't like.
4. A dogwhistle for antisemitic conspiracy theories like "cultural Marxism," "ZOG," etc..
1. Postmodernism began when modernism ceased to be new and became a topic of study.
2. Postmodern writers learned about modernism and decided to try something fresh, either to take modernism further than it had gone or react against it.
3. Postmodernism is the reason we live in a society, like and subscribe
4. Postmodernism is a deliberate effort by globalists to destroy Western civilization, like and subscribe
postmodernism by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 11, 2020