Orange Death

Orange Death is spreading out of control in almost all U.S. states
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 18, 2020
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alternative medicine

Don't allow Big Pharma to trick you into hormone replacement therapy - cure yourself with alternative medicine instead. There's literally nothing that can't be fixed by a chiropractor.
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 16, 2017
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Judeo-Christian values

At a recent values voter summit, exposed publisher of watered-down Nazi ideology Steve Bannon claimed to support Judeo-Christian values.
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart October 18, 2017
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Republican

1. Someone who opposes monarchy (usual, historic definition)
2. In the modern United States, someone who vigorously strives to bring monarchy back
1. The republicans deposed the tyrant and instituted a republic.
2. The Republicans demand that Donald Trump and his children be allowed to rule forever as a royal dynasty, the will of the people be damned.
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart December 8, 2020
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The fabled year when Jews are going to abandon the Democratic Party for the Republican Party.

Like the year of the Linux desktop, it never comes, but belief in its imminence is enough to satisfy cultists.
2004: the year of the Jewish Republican

2008: the year of the Jewish Republican

2012: the year of the Jewish Republican

2016: the year of the Jewish Republican

2020: the year of the Jewish Republican

2024: the year of the Jewish Republican
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 16, 2020
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mitch mcconnell

A backup of sewage drains into one's domecile
House got condemned after a mitch mcconnell
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 7, 2019
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values voter

A member of the only group of people trying to impose religious law on the United States.
"Our country is besieged by fundamentalists trying to subject it to religious law! They will force women to submit to men and put gay people to death!"
"I know, they're called values voters. Unfortunately they've been here a while and seemingly aren't going anywhere."
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 7, 2017
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