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Orange Death

Another name for the Trump Virus, COVID-19.

Orange Death is spreading out of control in almost all U.S. states

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 18, 2020

Republican

1. Someone who opposes monarchy (usual, historic definition)
2. In the modern United States, someone who vigorously strives to bring monarchy back

1. The republicans deposed the tyrant and instituted a republic.
2. The Republicans demand that Donald Trump and his children be allowed to rule forever as a royal dynasty, the will of the people be damned.

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart December 8, 2020

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detrumpization

A series of political reforms that will follow the end of the reign of Trump and his surrogates (Pence, etc.). The reforms will consist of changing or removing key institutions that helped Trump hold power: the cult of personality that surrounded him, the Trumpist political system, and the system of immigrant camps, black-ops sites, and criminal justice system more authoritarian than the Gulags, all of which had either been created by him or revived when they were being phased out. The reforms might also include a presidential annulment of Trump's entire illegitimate presidency.

Can't wait for detrumpization.

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 19, 2018

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Trumpalumpa

A species of hominid (Filius putae) known for its orange skin, short temper, and poor executive function. Unlike in many other hominids, the "alpha" Trumpalumpa is generally a figurehead who lacks the ability to control subordinates, who generally roam free to do whatever seems best for them.

"Oh my god, what the hell is that?"
"Don't worry; it's just a Trumpalumpa. It likes to pound its chest a lot but it is incapable of personally doing anything."

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 10, 2018

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