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Aunt Tifa Lockhart's definitions

silent majority

A tiny minority of the populace who never shuts up. Thanks to an electoral system rigged in their favor, they nevertheless end up with an outsized amount of power. The word "silent majority" is just one of their many Orwellian terms, like how they claim to love "freedom."
The silent majority should try being more silent
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 22, 2020
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Newsreich

Fascist publication that publishes Nigel Farage, Andy Ngo, Josh Hammer, and other Neo-Nazis.
Oh look, Newt Gingrich has an editorial in Newsreich
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart December 14, 2020
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Chris Christie

One of Trump's biggest enablers, an absolute slimeball with the backbone of a popsicle
Vote for me,
Chris Christie,
PO Box 963,
New York City,
New York State,
10108
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 22, 2020
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Donald Trump

The reason no conservative should ever be taken seriously ever again.
"We just have different opinions about how to address the pro--"
"Donald Trump, now fuck off"
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 22, 2020
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originalism

A form of necromancy that involves imposing one's will by animating the corpses of the dead
Trump has appointed many necromancers skilled in the art of originalism to the federal bench, who have proceeded to raise the corpses of the founding fathers and use them as twisted puppets
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 7, 2019
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INO

Authoritarians who can't tolerate differences of opinion tend to append these three letters to the first letter of whatever they claim to be. Generally about the most goyish thing anyone can possibly do.
Republican + INO = RINO
Catholic + INO = CINO
Jew + INO = JINO
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 18, 2020
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conspiracy fallacy

A fallacy of the form: Conspiracies happen, therefore the conspiracy I believe in is happening.
"An elite globalist cult of Democrats and Hollywood stars is eating babies and harvesting their adrenochrome and the only person who can stop them is Donald Trump"

"Don't you think that's a bit tinfoilhatty"

"Actually conspiracies happen! Like for example the NSA's wiretapping program."

"That's the conspiracy fallacy. Don't you think that QAnon bullshit is just a bit too bizarre?"

"Whatever, sheeple."
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart October 31, 2020
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