32 definitions by Aunt Tifa Lockhart

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Authoritarians who can't tolerate differences of opinion tend to append these three letters to the first letter of whatever they claim to be. Generally about the most goyish thing anyone can possibly do.
Republican + INO = RINO
Catholic + INO = CINO
Jew + INO = JINO
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 18, 2020
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A series of political reforms that will follow the end of the reign of Trump and his surrogates (Pence, etc.). The reforms will consist of changing or removing key institutions that helped Trump hold power: the cult of personality that surrounded him, the Trumpist political system, and the system of immigrant camps, black-ops sites, and criminal justice system more authoritarian than the Gulags, all of which had either been created by him or revived when they were being phased out. The reforms might also include a presidential annulment of Trump's entire illegitimate presidency.
Can't wait for detrumpization.
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 19, 2018
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A species of hominid (Filius putae) known for its orange skin, short temper, and poor executive function. Unlike in many other hominids, the "alpha" Trumpalumpa is generally a figurehead who lacks the ability to control subordinates, who generally roam free to do whatever seems best for them.
"Oh my god, what the hell is that?"
"Don't worry; it's just a Trumpalumpa. It likes to pound its chest a lot but it is incapable of personally doing anything."
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 10, 2018
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A member of the only group of people trying to impose religious law on the United States.
"Our country is besieged by fundamentalists trying to subject it to religious law! They will force women to submit to men and put gay people to death!"
"I know, they're called values voters. Unfortunately they've been here a while and seemingly aren't going anywhere."
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 07, 2017
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A form of necromancy that involves imposing one's will by animating the corpses of the dead
Trump has appointed many necromancers skilled in the art of originalism to the federal bench, who have proceeded to raise the corpses of the founding fathers and use them as twisted puppets
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 07, 2019
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