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A word used by the loud, gerrymandered minority with entirely too much power to refer to themselves.
"WERRR THE SSILENT MAJORITY LIBS THESE COLORS DONT RUN EAGLE PATRIOT"
"ok"
"WATS MAD LIBS TRIGGERED OWNED THE LIBS JESUS CHRISTMAS WAR"
"be more silent"
"OMG ITS LITERALLY 1984 NAPOLEON SNOWFLAKE FARMER JOHN"
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 21, 2020
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A tiny minority of the populace who never shuts up. Thanks to an electoral system rigged in their favor, they nevertheless end up with an outsized amount of power. The word "silent majority" is just one of their many Orwellian terms, like how they claim to love "freedom."
The silent majority should try being more silent
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 22, 2020
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A term that both accurately describes Donald J. Trump and strangely falls far short of addressing the severity of his transgressions.
Calling Trump the worst President ever feels like it's not even close to describing just how terrible he was?
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 19, 2020
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The fabled year when Jews are going to abandon the Democratic Party for the Republican Party.

Like the year of the Linux desktop, it never comes, but belief in its imminence is enough to satisfy cultists.
2004: the year of the Jewish Republican

2008: the year of the Jewish Republican

2012: the year of the Jewish Republican

2016: the year of the Jewish Republican

2020: the year of the Jewish Republican

2024: the year of the Jewish Republican
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 16, 2020
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