32 definitions by Aunt Tifa Lockhart

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A fallacy of the form: Conspiracies happen, therefore the conspiracy I believe in is happening.
"An elite globalist cult of Democrats and Hollywood stars is eating babies and harvesting their adrenochrome and the only person who can stop them is Donald Trump"

"Don't you think that's a bit tinfoilhatty"

"Actually conspiracies happen! Like for example the NSA's wiretapping program."

"That's the conspiracy fallacy. Don't you think that QAnon bullshit is just a bit too bizarre?"

"Whatever, sheeple."
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart October 31, 2020
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One of Trump's biggest enablers, an absolute slimeball with the backbone of a popsicle
Vote for me,
Chris Christie,
PO Box 963,
New York City,
New York State,
10108
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 22, 2020
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17
What Trump desperately wants May Day to be.
"I declare May 1st Day of Absolute Loyalty to Best Dear Glorious Leader Trumpmenbashi."
"No, it's May Day, aka International Labor Day. Fuck off, orange viceroy, and tell King Putin to fuck off as well."
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart October 18, 2018
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Of a scientist, to attempt to revive their discredited work by latching onto conspiracy theories instead of gracefully bowing out and dying with dignity.
"Welp, looks like Ray's trying to blanchard his trans typology back into relevance."
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 10, 2018
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A supercessionist religion founded in the 20th-century United States, aiming to erase Judaism and fuse it with Christianity. Popular in Israel nowadays, especially since the crowning of Herr Trump as King of the Jews, although it has never taken off with Jews in the United States.
Judeo-Christianity and Judaism are oil and water.
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart December 04, 2020
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An Orwellian buzzword for watered down Nazism.
At a recent values voter summit, exposed publisher of watered-down Nazi ideology Steve Bannon claimed to support Judeo-Christian values.
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart October 18, 2017
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Terrorist who murdered two innocent people and is the darling of the entire right, proving there are no moderate right-wingers.
If Kyle Rittenhouse had been a left-winger he wouldn't have been arrested, wouldn't have had a trial, he would've just been shot dead by federal agents. Right-wing terrorists run this country.
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 21, 2020
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