Aunt Tifa Lockhart's definitions

Chris Christie

One of Trump's biggest enablers, an absolute slimeball with the backbone of a popsicle

Vote for me,
Chris Christie,
PO Box 963,
New York City,
New York State,
10108

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 22, 2020

Newsreich

Fascist publication that publishes Nigel Farage, Andy Ngo, Josh Hammer, and other Neo-Nazis.

Oh look, Newt Gingrich has an editorial in Newsreich

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart December 14, 2020

Donald Trump

The reason no conservative should ever be taken seriously ever again.

"We just have different opinions about how to address the pro--"
"Donald Trump, now fuck off"

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 22, 2020

conservative

A general-purpose word for placing one's scumbaggery beyond criticism.

"I think we should just blow the whole Middle East up with nukes and build a theme park in place of Israel/Palestine."

"Wow, you're a total piece of shit."

"Oh, so just because I'm a conservative you're calling me a piece of shit? Learn to be tolerate other political ideologies you liberal fascist."

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart May 21, 2018

sister from another litter

An animal's sister who was born in a different litter than them.

We have two dogs, Chomp and Sarah, Chomp's sister from another litter.

My cat Her Majesty met her sister from another litter, Esmerelda.

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 1, 2022

assmnuch

A mediocre white man who constantly interrupts a much more qualified female lawyer to explain the law to her.

That assmnuch really thinks being a white man makes him entitled to rewrite the entire law

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart December 3, 2020

alternative medicine

Medicine based on alternative facts.

Don't allow Big Pharma to trick you into hormone replacement therapy - cure yourself with alternative medicine instead. There's literally nothing that can't be fixed by a chiropractor.

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 16, 2017