Definitions by Aunt Tifa Lockhart

Blue Dog Democrat 

A member of the group of Democrats who are most owned by corporate America and consequently least responsive to the will of the people.

The Blue Dog Democrats killed another widely popular policy proposal

Blue Dog Democrat by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 4, 2023

sister from another litter 

An animal's sister who was born in a different litter than them.

We have two dogs, Chomp and Sarah, Chomp's sister from another litter.

My cat Her Majesty met her sister from another litter, Esmerelda.

sister from another litter by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 1, 2022

Newsreich 

Fascist publication that publishes Nigel Farage, Andy Ngo, Josh Hammer, and other Neo-Nazis.

Oh look, Newt Gingrich has an editorial in Newsreich

Newsreich by Aunt Tifa Lockhart December 14, 2020

Republican 

1. Someone who opposes monarchy (usual, historic definition)
2. In the modern United States, someone who vigorously strives to bring monarchy back

1. The republicans deposed the tyrant and instituted a republic.
2. The Republicans demand that Donald Trump and his children be allowed to rule forever as a royal dynasty, the will of the people be damned.

Republican by Aunt Tifa Lockhart December 8, 2020

assmnuch 

A mediocre white man who constantly interrupts a much more qualified female lawyer to explain the law to her.

That assmnuch really thinks being a white man makes him entitled to rewrite the entire law

assmnuch by Aunt Tifa Lockhart December 3, 2020

silent majority 

A tiny minority of the populace who never shuts up. Thanks to an electoral system rigged in their favor, they nevertheless end up with an outsized amount of power. The word "silent majority" is just one of their many Orwellian terms, like how they claim to love "freedom."

The silent majority should try being more silent

silent majority by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 22, 2020

Chris Christie

One of Trump's biggest enablers, an absolute slimeball with the backbone of a popsicle

Vote for me,
Chris Christie,
PO Box 963,
New York City,
New York State,
10108

Chris Christie by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 22, 2020