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mitch mcconnell

A backup of sewage drains into one's domecile
House got condemned after a mitch mcconnell
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 7, 2019
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originalism

A form of necromancy that involves imposing one's will by animating the corpses of the dead
Trump has appointed many necromancers skilled in the art of originalism to the federal bench, who have proceeded to raise the corpses of the founding fathers and use them as twisted puppets
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 7, 2019
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conservative

A general-purpose word for placing one's scumbaggery beyond criticism.
"I think we should just blow the whole Middle East up with nukes and build a theme park in place of Israel/Palestine."

"Wow, you're a total piece of shit."

"Oh, so just because I'm a conservative you're calling me a piece of shit? Learn to be tolerate other political ideologies you liberal fascist."
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart May 21, 2018
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postmodernism

1. The period of time during which people started learning about modernism in textbooks and academic lectures.
2. The creative and philosophical output of people from this period.
3. Anything some boring attention-starved Youtuber doesn't like.
4. A dogwhistle for antisemitic conspiracy theories like "cultural Marxism," "ZOG," etc..
1. Postmodernism began when modernism ceased to be new and became a topic of study.
2. Postmodern writers learned about modernism and decided to try something fresh, either to take modernism further than it had gone or react against it.
3. Postmodernism is the reason we live in a society, like and subscribe
4. Postmodernism is a deliberate effort by globalists to destroy Western civilization, like and subscribe
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 11, 2020
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year of the Jewish Republican

The fabled year when Jews are going to abandon the Democratic Party for the Republican Party.

Like the year of the Linux desktop, it never comes, but belief in its imminence is enough to satisfy cultists.
2004: the year of the Jewish Republican

2008: the year of the Jewish Republican

2012: the year of the Jewish Republican

2016: the year of the Jewish Republican

2020: the year of the Jewish Republican

2024: the year of the Jewish Republican
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 16, 2020
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INO

Authoritarians who can't tolerate differences of opinion tend to append these three letters to the first letter of whatever they claim to be. Generally about the most goyish thing anyone can possibly do.
Republican + INO = RINO
Catholic + INO = CINO
Jew + INO = JINO
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 18, 2020
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Orange Death

Orange Death is spreading out of control in almost all U.S. states
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 18, 2020
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