AtlanticComputer's definitions

jizzbean

(noun) A shaven testicle.

I only have one jizzbean, as I don't shave my other one.

by AtlanticComputer August 27, 2020

The Dislike Effect

The term used to describe the fact that if a video online is popular enough, and there is a dislike button available, there will always be someone to dislike it.

A: Why does PewDiePie have dislikes?
B: It's The Dislike Effect.

by AtlanticComputer September 30, 2020

cazine

Idiot's spelling of cuisine

Ayo, you like Asian cazine? We should get some.

by AtlanticComputer August 30, 2020

Internet Accent

The average accent of the internet community In English, this is centered mostly on American English, as many of the most influential users of the internet are American. This accent can be seen influencing others' to a varying degree, depending on how socially isolated they are. As such, its influence is most common during isolation periods, such as 2020's quarantine. Accents can't be correctly portrayed through the use of text, however, so to be part of it, you must have a voice on the internet, quite literally.

Even if someone is British, for example, they might watch YouTube videos so often that they have an internet accent.

by AtlanticComputer July 8, 2020

Up-Select-B

To commit suicide. Comes from the shortcut to delete your save file in older Pokemon games.

I'm about to Up-Select-B.

by AtlanticComputer October 13, 2020

soyrade

A person, usually a broke college student, who is incredibly frail and weak, and who genuinely believes that communism or socialism is a good thing. Nevermind the fact that under any such government, they never would've been able to go to college anyways. Nevermind the fact that communism leads to the least amount of economic mobility for the bottom 80%. Nevermind that, because Todd wants communism. Todd wants it because he wanted his useless theater degree, but he can't pay for it.

Look at all the soyrades on Twitter! They're tweeting from their smartphones and laptops - two great inventions of capitalism - about how capitalism is bad. Boo-fucking-hoo!

by AtlanticComputer October 28, 2020

sucking major booty

(v.) The term you use when you want to say "sucking ass" (aka being bad at something) but you're in a situation where you can't swear.

(With regards to a sport) That kid is sucking major booty right now. Does he even know how to play?

by AtlanticComputer November 27, 2020