AtlanticComputer's definitions

stoopit

dumbspeak for stupid

lmao stoopit

by AtlanticComputer October 7, 2020

Devil's Triangle

A natural patch of pubic hair. The Devil's triangle runs from the bottom of the waist to the start of the grundle; in other words, it's the part of the crotch that is visible during normal intercourse.

I love your Devil's Triangle.

by AtlanticComputer October 10, 2020

liberal

Someone who prioritizes the liberty of the citizen over the wants of the government (control, mostly). This definition is getting outdated, and if you identify as a liberal nowadays you'll get scorned by conservatives who use it as a buzzword for anyone left-leaning. The reality is that this French Revolution-era term can be mixed with any position on the left-right spectrum, and is on an independent axis, the opposite being authoritarianism.

Yes, I'm a liberal. I believe in the liberty of the citizen overgovernmental control.

by AtlanticComputer August 25, 2020

jizzbean

(noun) A shaven testicle.

I only have one jizzbean, as I don't shave my other one.

by AtlanticComputer August 27, 2020

Yep

I didn't hear you, and I don't care, either.

Eileen: "Did you wash the dishes, dear?"
Bobby: "Yep."

by AtlanticComputer October 18, 2020

orbiter

A guy who pussyfoots around a specific woman, or women in general, in hopes of getting laid. This almost never works out, as he stays around her dawdling, ogling, and daydreaming rather than actually approaching her.

The orbiter sat patiently as he watched her. Then her boyfriend came along and he knew he had to go.

by AtlanticComputer September 5, 2020

The tip

The bulb at the end of an uncircumcised penis.

"Just the tip."

-- Skylar Vox

by AtlanticComputer September 15, 2020