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Dating

A word that changes vastly based on who is saying it.
1. When two 10-15 year olds hold hands every day, their friends call it "dating"
2. When two people (usually of age to own a car) meet up to have dinner and talk about what their life is like.
When someone said Jack and Jill were "dating" in Middle School, I felt inadequate because I thought they weren't just holding hands in the hall. I was a weird kid.
by AtlanticComputer July 25, 2020
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Bountyism

When the police force is inadequate, a system of bountyism is often put in place, wherein a bounty is placed on a criminal for the citizens to take down.
There is a severe lack of bountyism in American politics.
by AtlanticComputer September 10, 2020
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liberal

Someone who prioritizes the liberty of the citizen over the wants of the government (control, mostly). This definition is getting outdated, and if you identify as a liberal nowadays you'll get scorned by conservatives who use it as a buzzword for anyone left-leaning. The reality is that this French Revolution-era term can be mixed with any position on the left-right spectrum, and is on an independent axis, the opposite being authoritarianism.
Yes, I'm a liberal. I believe in the liberty of the citizen overgovernmental control.
by AtlanticComputer August 25, 2020
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Pausal

Someone who has a hard time at hiding their blatant lies, and frequently pauses to cringe.
The guy at the job interview was so pausal that I thought he was having a stroke.
by AtlanticComputer August 27, 2020
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jizzbean

I only have one jizzbean, as I don't shave my other one.
by AtlanticComputer August 27, 2020
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The Dislike Effect

The term used to describe the fact that if a video online is popular enough, and there is a dislike button available, there will always be someone to dislike it.
A: Why does PewDiePie have dislikes?
B: It's The Dislike Effect.
by AtlanticComputer September 30, 2020
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stoopit

dumbspeak for stupid
lmao stoopit
by AtlanticComputer October 7, 2020
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