AtlanticComputer's definitions

Pausal

Someone who has a hard time at hiding their blatant lies, and frequently pauses to cringe.

The guy at the job interview was so pausal that I thought he was having a stroke.

by AtlanticComputer August 27, 2020

jizzbean

(noun) A shaven testicle.

I only have one jizzbean, as I don't shave my other one.

by AtlanticComputer August 27, 2020

went mainstream

Can mean a couple of things, including, but not limited to:

1. An indie musician or group who dropped their indie style and started making pop or rap.
2. A YouTuber who dropped their unique content and started making videos about Fortnite that are only entertaining to toddlers.
3. A politician who dropped their unique point of view for another one which is more popular.

In any case, there is a certain group of people that is left alienated, confused, and angry. Thus, this phrase.

1. I used to like Panic At The Disco before they went mainstream.
2. I used to like Lazarbeam before he went mainstream.
3. I used to like Andrew Scheer before he went mainstream.

by AtlanticComputer August 29, 2020

cazine

Idiot's spelling of cuisine

Ayo, you like Asian cazine? We should get some.

by AtlanticComputer August 30, 2020

eating dirt

Going face-first into the ground.

I was speeding down the highway at 70 mph and someone dove in front of me. I nearly got knocked off my bike. Eating dirt would've sucked.

by AtlanticComputer August 30, 2020

European Union

A large governmental body whose only purpose is to undermine its member countries and their identities by means of extreme amounts of refugees who hate gay people and women. It also serves to silence anyone who disagrees with its existence.

The European Union says that no-one should be able to fly a European country's flag.

by AtlanticComputer September 4, 2020

orbiter

A guy who pussyfoots around a specific woman, or women in general, in hopes of getting laid. This almost never works out, as he stays around her dawdling, ogling, and daydreaming rather than actually approaching her.

The orbiter sat patiently as he watched her. Then her boyfriend came along and he knew he had to go.

by AtlanticComputer September 5, 2020