jizzbean

I only have one jizzbean, as I don't shave my other one.
by AtlanticComputer August 28, 2020
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flea on meth

Something that jumps around a lot.

A flea normally jumps around quite a bit, but imagine one on speed (or meth, since it sounds better than speed). That would be chaotic.
Joe, my son, had a bottle of Coke, and for the next few hours, he was jumping around like a flea on meth.
by AtlanticComputer January 03, 2021
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Explosion

1) Rapid expulsion of material and plasma from a source.
2) Ejaculation.
1) The derailing of a train carrying lots of gasoline caused a massive explosion.
2) Can I do an explosion to your photo?
by AtlanticComputer August 08, 2020
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Shitcock

An expression used when someone is very hurt.
Frank put his hand too close to high-voltage electricity.

"Shitcock!"
by AtlanticComputer September 16, 2020
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stoopit

dumbspeak for stupid
lmao stoopit
by AtlanticComputer October 07, 2020
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Dating

A word that changes vastly based on who is saying it.
1. When two 10-15 year olds hold hands every day, their friends call it "dating"
2. When two people (usually of age to own a car) meet up to have dinner and talk about what their life is like.
When someone said Jack and Jill were "dating" in Middle School, I felt inadequate because I thought they weren't just holding hands in the hall. I was a weird kid.
by AtlanticComputer July 26, 2020
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