AtlanticComputer's definitions

Sherlock

An idiot who misspells Sherlocke

(Argument online)

A: The sun is yellow, doofus.
B: No shit, Sherlock, it looks like that to us, but it contains all colours or sum shit.
A: LMAO you misspelled Sherlocke.

by AtlanticComputer August 22, 2020

liberal

Someone who prioritizes the liberty of the citizen over the wants of the government (control, mostly). This definition is getting outdated, and if you identify as a liberal nowadays you'll get scorned by conservatives who use it as a buzzword for anyone left-leaning. The reality is that this French Revolution-era term can be mixed with any position on the left-right spectrum, and is on an independent axis, the opposite being authoritarianism.

Yes, I'm a liberal. I believe in the liberty of the citizen overgovernmental control.

by AtlanticComputer August 25, 2020

Dating

A word that changes vastly based on who is saying it.
1. When two 10-15 year olds hold hands every day, their friends call it "dating"
2. When two people (usually of age to own a car) meet up to have dinner and talk about what their life is like.

When someone said Jack and Jill were "dating" in Middle School, I felt inadequate because I thought they weren't just holding hands in the hall. I was a weird kid.

by AtlanticComputer July 25, 2020

soyrade

A person, usually a broke college student, who is incredibly frail and weak, and who genuinely believes that communism or socialism is a good thing. Nevermind the fact that under any such government, they never would've been able to go to college anyways. Nevermind the fact that communism leads to the least amount of economic mobility for the bottom 80%. Nevermind that, because Todd wants communism. Todd wants it because he wanted his useless theater degree, but he can't pay for it.

Look at all the soyrades on Twitter! They're tweeting from their smartphones and laptops - two great inventions of capitalism - about how capitalism is bad. Boo-fucking-hoo!

by AtlanticComputer October 28, 2020

Your ancestors died so that

A beginning to a sentence, after which comes something very deplorable that someone has done.

In chat room on the internet

Loser: Mario's abortion clinic, no foetus can beat us.
Serious person: Your ancestors died so that you can send spam messages in group chat.

by AtlanticComputer November 21, 2020

Internet Accent

The average accent of the internet community In English, this is centered mostly on American English, as many of the most influential users of the internet are American. This accent can be seen influencing others' to a varying degree, depending on how socially isolated they are. As such, its influence is most common during isolation periods, such as 2020's quarantine. Accents can't be correctly portrayed through the use of text, however, so to be part of it, you must have a voice on the internet, quite literally.

Even if someone is British, for example, they might watch YouTube videos so often that they have an internet accent.

by AtlanticComputer July 8, 2020

Up-Select-B

To commit suicide. Comes from the shortcut to delete your save file in older Pokemon games.

I'm about to Up-Select-B.

by AtlanticComputer October 13, 2020