AtlanticComputer's definitions

eating dirt

Going face-first into the ground.

I was speeding down the highway at 70 mph and someone dove in front of me. I nearly got knocked off my bike. Eating dirt would've sucked.

by AtlanticComputer August 30, 2020

went mainstream

Can mean a couple of things, including, but not limited to:

1. An indie musician or group who dropped their indie style and started making pop or rap.
2. A YouTuber who dropped their unique content and started making videos about Fortnite that are only entertaining to toddlers.
3. A politician who dropped their unique point of view for another one which is more popular.

In any case, there is a certain group of people that is left alienated, confused, and angry. Thus, this phrase.

1. I used to like Panic At The Disco before they went mainstream.
2. I used to like Lazarbeam before he went mainstream.
3. I used to like Andrew Scheer before he went mainstream.

by AtlanticComputer August 29, 2020

Washed up

A celebrity that finds it hard to hide the fact that they're lying, and it shows.

That celebrity was so washed up when talking about climate change that I thought she was having a stroke.

by AtlanticComputer August 27, 2020

Pausal

Someone who has a hard time at hiding their blatant lies, and frequently pauses to cringe.

The guy at the job interview was so pausal that I thought he was having a stroke.

by AtlanticComputer August 27, 2020

jizzbean

(noun) A shaven testicle.

I only have one jizzbean, as I don't shave my other one.

by AtlanticComputer August 27, 2020

Soyous

Of, or relating to, soy.

Soylent? You're a man. Don't eat that shit, it's soyous. It'll give you man-tits.

by AtlanticComputer August 26, 2020

liberal

Someone who prioritizes the liberty of the citizen over the wants of the government (control, mostly). This definition is getting outdated, and if you identify as a liberal nowadays you'll get scorned by conservatives who use it as a buzzword for anyone left-leaning. The reality is that this French Revolution-era term can be mixed with any position on the left-right spectrum, and is on an independent axis, the opposite being authoritarianism.

Yes, I'm a liberal. I believe in the liberty of the citizen overgovernmental control.

by AtlanticComputer August 25, 2020