39 definitions by AtlanticComputer

Bountyism

When the police force is inadequate, a system of bountyism is often put in place, wherein a bounty is placed on a criminal for the citizens to take down.

There is a severe lack of bountyism in American politics.

by AtlanticComputer September 11, 2020

soyrade

A person, usually a broke college student, who is incredibly frail and weak, and who genuinely believes that communism or socialism is a good thing. Nevermind the fact that under any such government, they never would've been able to go to college anyways. Nevermind the fact that communism leads to the least amount of economic mobility for the bottom 80%. Nevermind that, because Todd wants communism. Todd wants it because he wanted his useless theater degree, but he can't pay for it.

Look at all the soyrades on Twitter! They're tweeting from their smartphones and laptops - two great inventions of capitalism - about how capitalism is bad. Boo-fucking-hoo!

by AtlanticComputer October 28, 2020

Your ancestors died so that

A beginning to a sentence, after which comes something very deplorable that someone has done.

In chat room on the internet

Loser: Mario's abortion clinic, no foetus can beat us.
Serious person: Your ancestors died so that you can send spam messages in group chat.

by AtlanticComputer November 21, 2020

jizzbean

(noun) A shaven testicle.

I only have one jizzbean, as I don't shave my other one.

by AtlanticComputer August 28, 2020

sucking major booty

(v.) The term you use when you want to say "sucking ass" (aka being bad at something) but you're in a situation where you can't swear.

(With regards to a sport) That kid is sucking major booty right now. Does he even know how to play?

by AtlanticComputer November 27, 2020

Internet Accent

The average accent of the internet community In English, this is centered mostly on American English, as many of the most influential users of the internet are American. This accent can be seen influencing others' to a varying degree, depending on how socially isolated they are. As such, its influence is most common during isolation periods, such as 2020's quarantine. Accents can't be correctly portrayed through the use of text, however, so to be part of it, you must have a voice on the internet, quite literally.

Even if someone is British, for example, they might watch YouTube videos so often that they have an internet accent.

by AtlanticComputer July 8, 2020

Shitcock

An expression used when someone is very hurt.

Frank put his hand too close to high-voltage electricity.

"Shitcock!"

by AtlanticComputer September 16, 2020