AtlanticComputer's definitions

Devil's Triangle

A natural patch of pubic hair. The Devil's triangle runs from the bottom of the waist to the start of the grundle; in other words, it's the part of the crotch that is visible during normal intercourse.

I love your Devil's Triangle.

by AtlanticComputer October 10, 2020

Your ancestors died so that

A beginning to a sentence, after which comes something very deplorable that someone has done.

In chat room on the internet

Loser: Mario's abortion clinic, no foetus can beat us.
Serious person: Your ancestors died so that you can send spam messages in group chat.

by AtlanticComputer November 21, 2020

eating dirt

Going face-first into the ground.

I was speeding down the highway at 70 mph and someone dove in front of me. I nearly got knocked off my bike. Eating dirt would've sucked.

by AtlanticComputer August 30, 2020

WEtard

One who denies the WE scandal.

Look at that WEtard. He's probably a shill for the Liberal Party!

by AtlanticComputer November 14, 2020

Lay-back

Someone who walks too slow while talking with their fellow lay-backs. They block the entire sidewalk or hallway, leaving you no choice but to plow through them and tell them to piss off under your breath. They often show up at the worst time, like when you're trying to catch the bus.

Outta the way, stupid lay-backs.

by AtlanticComputer October 18, 2020

sucking major booty

(v.) The term you use when you want to say "sucking ass" (aka being bad at something) but you're in a situation where you can't swear.

(With regards to a sport) That kid is sucking major booty right now. Does he even know how to play?

by AtlanticComputer November 27, 2020

soyrade

A person, usually a broke college student, who is incredibly frail and weak, and who genuinely believes that communism or socialism is a good thing. Nevermind the fact that under any such government, they never would've been able to go to college anyways. Nevermind the fact that communism leads to the least amount of economic mobility for the bottom 80%. Nevermind that, because Todd wants communism. Todd wants it because he wanted his useless theater degree, but he can't pay for it.

Look at all the soyrades on Twitter! They're tweeting from their smartphones and laptops - two great inventions of capitalism - about how capitalism is bad. Boo-fucking-hoo!

by AtlanticComputer October 28, 2020