AtlanticComputer's definitions

flea on meth

Something that jumps around a lot.

A flea normally jumps around quite a bit, but imagine one on speed (or meth, since it sounds better than speed). That would be chaotic.

Joe, my son, had a bottle of Coke, and for the next few hours, he was jumping around like a flea on meth.

by AtlanticComputer January 3, 2021

kitten

A pet name creepy dudes give to women, often underage ones.

Neckbeard: Hello, kitten.
Teenage girl: Ew get away from me

by AtlanticComputer December 14, 2020

sucking major booty

(v.) The term you use when you want to say "sucking ass" (aka being bad at something) but you're in a situation where you can't swear.

(With regards to a sport) That kid is sucking major booty right now. Does he even know how to play?

by AtlanticComputer November 27, 2020

Your ancestors died so that

A beginning to a sentence, after which comes something very deplorable that someone has done.

In chat room on the internet

Loser: Mario's abortion clinic, no foetus can beat us.
Serious person: Your ancestors died so that you can send spam messages in group chat.

by AtlanticComputer November 21, 2020

WEtard

One who denies the WE scandal.

Look at that WEtard. He's probably a shill for the Liberal Party!

by AtlanticComputer November 14, 2020

soyrade

A person, usually a broke college student, who is incredibly frail and weak, and who genuinely believes that communism or socialism is a good thing. Nevermind the fact that under any such government, they never would've been able to go to college anyways. Nevermind the fact that communism leads to the least amount of economic mobility for the bottom 80%. Nevermind that, because Todd wants communism. Todd wants it because he wanted his useless theater degree, but he can't pay for it.

Look at all the soyrades on Twitter! They're tweeting from their smartphones and laptops - two great inventions of capitalism - about how capitalism is bad. Boo-fucking-hoo!

by AtlanticComputer October 28, 2020

Lay-back

Someone who walks too slow while talking with their fellow lay-backs. They block the entire sidewalk or hallway, leaving you no choice but to plow through them and tell them to piss off under your breath. They often show up at the worst time, like when you're trying to catch the bus.

Outta the way, stupid lay-backs.

by AtlanticComputer October 18, 2020