Arnie Grape's definitions

poon 2 goon ratio

The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.

After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.

by Arnie Grape September 4, 2021

you-slurper

A younger bitch who attempts to dethrone the life of a married woman because she can suck her husband's cock better than her.

My husband was a pig, but he wasn't going to ruin our marriage over a you-slurper.

by Arnie Grape June 16, 2021

Lap-Band Dance

A discounted lap dance, offered by a formerly obese stripper, who had the procedure done and now needs to pay off her medical bills.

I was never interested in getting a lap dance from Petunia until she told me about a Lap-Band Dance.

by Arnie Grape August 21, 2020

Gregnancy

When a man, who presents himself as a woman, claims to be pregnant.

I knew I wasn't the father because his gregnancy results proved that he was a guy.

by Arnie Grape February 22, 2019

conorrhea

An infectious disease that often infects young and stupid MMA "fans" who can't tell the difference between real MMA fighters and fake - ass poster boy frauds.

The commercialization of MMA is directly responsible for the spread of conorrhea among the new TMZ generation fans of MMA.

by Arnie Grape July 31, 2020

Crash Test Gummy

An older toothless prostitute who is affordable enough to give a young man his first blow job.

I had to find a Crash Test Gummy after watching granny porn.

by Arnie Grape June 9, 2021

wombstone

Another word for abortion.

Me and my paw didn't have to worry about a burial plot cuz we found a hanger and performed a wombstone!

by Arnie Grape May 16, 2021