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Definitions by Arnie Grape

training brah 

An adolescent young male who discovers breasts, and he unwittingly becomes trained by every female he meets to do whatever she says in hopes of gaining potential visual and physical contact with them.
My buddy never grew out of his training brah years, so I never tell him when I'm going to the strip club.
training brah by Arnie Grape May 30, 2021

grandsomware 

When a younger person uses their computer knowledge to scam an older person out of their money online.
India has a major problem with grandsomware.
grandsomware by Arnie Grape May 21, 2021

COVERT-19 

When someone dies from a preexisting medical condition, but he or she gets labeled as a COVID-19 death for two reasons:
1. The person died with COVID-19.
2. To inflate the number of deaths related to COVID-19 and scare the shit out of everyone.
The death certificate for my 100 year - old grandma said she died from COVID-19, but I think that's just the government pulling a COVERT-19.
COVERT-19 by Arnie Grape May 20, 2021

boweling ball 

A dump that is so big and painful that it feels like you're shitting out a bowling ball.
I gained a newfound respect for mothers after I crapped out a boweling ball.
boweling ball by Arnie Grape May 19, 2021

wombstone 

Me and my paw didn't have to worry about a burial plot cuz we found a hanger and performed a wombstone!
wombstone by Arnie Grape May 16, 2021
A standard bath tub that has been sprayed with multiple rounds from a young man dealing with puberty.
When your son has an extended clip, a jackuzi is one of the most traumatizing scenes you will ever witness.
jackuzi by Arnie Grape May 14, 2021

The Four Remorsemen 

The four incurable sexually transmitted diseases (Hep B, Herpes, HIV, and HPV) that instantly makes a person regret having unprotected sex upon diagnosis and represents a sexual plague for all humankind who want to screw condom - free.
The affect of COVID-19 will pale in comparison to that of the havoc created by The Four Remorsemen.