dammitol 

A panacea; a cure-all for all of life's problems. Also used to permanently cure one's oxygen addiction.

This drug is available by prescription only. Please consult your doctor or your gay lover before taking dammitol.

Side effects include stiffness, a tendency to assume room temperature, and an overpowering urge to take a celestial dirt nap.

That was the third time that that gomer showed up in my emergency room. So I told him to take two dammitols and not to call me in the morning.

dammitol by Aribeth April 7, 2005

damitol 

a pill you take when you're upset or pissed off, and you just want that feeling to go away (i.e. "Damn it all!")

"I take Damitol when I'm stuck in the middle of a highway with a flat tire."

damitol by Adonis17 August 6, 2007

Damitol 

A fictitious pharmacological cocktail comprised of an NSAID such as Advil and an anti-anxiety drug like Valium designed to bring relief to people suffering from severe stress headaches. Available in an OTC form. Think the Rolling Stone's "Mother's Little Helper" by way of RoboCop's dystopian vision of consumerism gone awry.

Ad slogan : When life gets to be too much, just Damitol!

Damitol by StaccatoPoet February 26, 2009

Damitol 

A fictitious drug introduced in a fake commercial skit that was done by the "Not Yet Ready for Primetime Players" in the early seasons of Saturday night Live (1970s).
This "drug" supposedly would just wash all those worries away with just one simple pill.
Very funny!

"oh, what a day! My car got a flat on the way to taking my son to school, and I was to go off to the IRS auditor's office afterward. Then I had to make funeral arrangements for my father, and my house burned down thanks to the neighborhood arsonist". "I could really use a Damitol right now. It relieves both stress, anxiety, and headaches. It's a wonder drug!"

Damitol by DDargon April 17, 2009

Dammitall 

Dammitall (said like 'Damn it all'): a made up drug name. Much like the phrase 'take a chill pill',it refers to someone saying 'Damn it' repeatedly while incredibly angry or in a fit of rage and someone tells them that they 'took some Dammitall'

Dean: Damn it! I broke my iPod, Damn it!
Jesse: Holy Shit Dean, looks like you took some Dammitall

Dammitall by Jamie aka J-word August 22, 2007