Aribeth's definitions

Macinshit

A word that is used by underachieving morons who prove their lack of intelligence and common sense by purchasing another Microsoft-based machine.

Macinshit doesn't belong in the dictionary. Please refer to microshit.

by Aribeth April 19, 2005

chick-fil-a

A propaganda campaign against Chickenkind that is being waged by an evil herd of Undead Cows.

Their latest strategy involves comandeering every billboard along America's hiways and biways.

Let's invite our PETA buddies over to Chick-fil-a!

by Aribeth April 10, 2005

celestial dirt nap

Another euphemism for death.

Elvis Presly is taking the celestial dirt nap. Get over it.

by Aribeth April 14, 2005

Hot Squat

A one-way trip to the electric chair.

Ted Bundy took the hot squat.

by Aribeth April 9, 2005

Microsoft Code

Preferred by writers of top quality Spyware and Malware the world over.

The microsoft code used in Windows XP is a prime example of Spyware.

by Aribeth April 19, 2005

Neverwinter

When it gets cold in Neverland.

The Neverland Fairy went into hibernation at the first frost, so the little children thought that it was safe to play in Neverwinter.

by Aribeth April 7, 2005

tyrantfog

An odiferous gas released by a trouser sneeze.

After the bowl of Chili, Fred's tyrantfog cleared the table.

by Aribeth March 28, 2005