Bonaduce

A Bonaduce is a male “ball-fro”of bushy and unruly bright orange Pubic hair

OMG! Rodney isn’t even embarrassed that his Bonaduce is billowing out the sides of his Speedo

by Apollo83 July 16, 2022

Reggiepanderer

A Reggiepanderer is a white person that constantly tries to prove he/she is not racist by listing all the black people they relate to.

How many times has that ridiculous reggiepanderer told us that his best friend in fourth grade was black

by Apollo83 July 25, 2019

High-yena

A High-yena is a stoned moviegoer so baked that he/she laughs hysterically through the entire show

OMG, that frickin High-yena howled through the entire remake of The Exorcist

by Apollo83 July 18, 2019

Franken

A Franken is a ball-fro of curly pubic hair that looks exactly like Al Franken’s perfectly symmetrical helmet head

Did you see Ben’s package before he started manscaping?!!! With that Franken, his schlong would start doing Stuart Smalley’s daily affirmations on its own if you put it in front of a mirror

by Apollo83 February 18, 2023

Puberty ‘Stache

A Puberty ‘Stache is an adult male’s failed attempt at growing a fully formed mustache, and yet is doggedly determined to continue wearing the whispy and blotchy facial hair

Did you see Anders’ Puberty ‘Stache at our class reunion?!!! He’s been trying to grow that thing since 7th grade, and it still looks like peach fuzz on a porcupine’s ass

by Apollo83 August 12, 2022

Weener Wrap

A Weener Wrap is the act of cloaking your penis in any one of the Sesame Street puppets and presenting it to ones lover while imitating the character's voice

Joey's girl said she's had it with his Weener Wraps after he went full Cookie Monster on her in bed again

by Apollo83 July 13, 2019

Trumpy

An action or statement that is misogynistic, racist, egomaniacal, ignorant, vengeful, or not based in any form of reality, or, all of the above

Uh, Gavin, what’s up with the Trumpy rant about Jesus being white

by Apollo83 June 16, 2020