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Puberty ‘Stache

A Puberty ‘Stache is an adult male’s failed attempt at growing a fully formed mustache, and yet is doggedly determined to continue wearing the whispy and blotchy facial hair
Did you see Anders’ Puberty ‘Stache at our class reunion?!!! He’s been trying to grow that thing since 7th grade, and it still looks like peach fuzz on a porcupine’s ass
by Apollo83 August 12, 2022
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Bleen Lean

The Bleen Lean is a term affectionately used by his friends to describe the phenomenon unique to Cade Doan that occurs when he’s nearly horizontal but still standing on both feet during extreme inebriation
It’s happening again! Cade is in the full Bleen Lean & doesn’t even need a wall to hold him up. It’s like Bleener da’ Leaner levitates on vodka
by Apollo83 July 10, 2022
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Loophole Virgin

A Loophole Virgin is someone that believes their purity and spiritual beliefs are preserved as long as sexual relations include any orifice other than the vagina
Calvin and his Loophole Virgin think they're not sinners because they keep the nooky confined to the pooper and the pie-hole
by Apollo83 July 23, 2019
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Franken

A Franken is a ball-fro of curly pubic hair that looks exactly like Al Franken’s perfectly symmetrical helmet head
Did you see Ben’s package before he started manscaping?!!! With that Franken, his schlong would start doing Stuart Smalley’s daily affirmations on its own if you put it in front of a mirror
by Apollo83 February 18, 2023
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Locker Jockey

That high school custodian that secretly opens student lockers and sniffs and tries on their personal items
Did you hear about that Locker Jockey that got caught wearing Suzy's gym socks?!!!
by Apollo83 July 5, 2019
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Colin

Colin is that boy you grew up with that smelled like string cheese and had a Dutch Boy haircut and undescended testicles
Chad: "Oh shit, that Colin has da bangs"
Preston: "I'm sure he's got an empty hammock too".
by Apollo83 August 14, 2019
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Bonaduce

A Bonaduce is a male “ball-fro”of bushy and unruly bright orange Pubic hair
OMG! Rodney isn’t even embarrassed that his Bonaduce is billowing out the sides of his Speedo
by Apollo83 July 16, 2022
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