Flame Whore

A troll for hire. One of the higher-up troll's butt boys. Services also include hand, foot, and blowjobs, as well as lap rides. Finishing inside is $10 extra
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A: Do you really think John means that?
B: Nahh, he's gettin' 10 bucks a comment. He's just being a flame whore

by AntimatterKING August 16, 2009

Fluffing the dolphin

Yet another creative term for mastrubation. Interchangeable with spanking the monkey, beating off, shooting knuckle babies, etc.

A: Yo, what took you so long to pee?
B: I was fluffing the dolphin

by AntimatterKING August 10, 2009

Whale Phish

An obscenely fat person who knows they shouldn't try to fit into a bathing suit but does anyway. Usually the first person to go off of the high dive, and fucks on the first date.

Look, there he goes!
That whale phish is gonna break the diving board!

by AntimatterKING August 03, 2009

Shit Ton

Similar to a shitload, but much, much more.

Awww fuck I have a shit ton of homework. I'm never gonna get to that party.

by AntimatterKING January 24, 2010

boy whore

What the fuck do you think it means dumbass? A younger twink.

Look at the way Michael shakes his but when he walks. He's such a boy whore

by AntimatterKING August 22, 2009

TubeFag

Someone who flames and insults others on YouTube or Hulu for no reason whatsoever.

Did you see the hatemail herpderp60 sent me?
Yeah, He's such a TubeFag

by AntimatterKING July 21, 2009

Milivanillisecond

The amount of time that Milli Vanilli was popular. Taken from Important Things with Demetri Martin: Timing

Damn that was quick! That movie was over in a Milivanillisecond!

by AntimatterKING August 22, 2009