Someone who fakes being an asshole just to be friends with the "popular" kids. Not necessarily the meanest, but definitely the most annoying.
A: Yo, what happened to John? He started being a complete dickhead yesterday
B: He's just being a Mo-faux to impress the new kid. He'll get over it.
B: He's just being a Mo-faux to impress the new kid. He'll get over it.
by AntimatterKING October 17, 2009
by Al Paton September 12, 2007
(1) a person that identifies as homosexual, yet can be found engaging in sexual activity with the opposite sex, often while exclaiming loudly "it's okay...I'm gay!"
(2) Person of the male sex that portrays strong characteristics of a homosexual male, but is heterosexual, often while exclaiming loudly, "What?! I'm not gay!"
(2) Person of the male sex that portrays strong characteristics of a homosexual male, but is heterosexual, often while exclaiming loudly, "What?! I'm not gay!"
You know, Mathew is such a faux-mo, I totally saw him rubbing Boopie's jubblies behind that dumpster.
by Kumar & Harold September 25, 2008
by Montana Man June 17, 2006
Dave: I never get invited out to anything anymore.
Lauren: Like what?
Dave: You know, parties and stuff. Down the pub or nights out.
Lauren: Mate, you have a serious case of the faux mo. I'm not sure what you think we're all doing, but I can assure you I spend most of my weekends falling asleep in front of the TV with a bottle of wine, only to wake up and find the dog licking my toes.
Lauren: Like what?
Dave: You know, parties and stuff. Down the pub or nights out.
Lauren: Mate, you have a serious case of the faux mo. I'm not sure what you think we're all doing, but I can assure you I spend most of my weekends falling asleep in front of the TV with a bottle of wine, only to wake up and find the dog licking my toes.
by LouieLouieBigPants February 22, 2019
A standard heterosexual who frequents gay establishments - enjoying the fruits of flattery and affection, but otherwise relishing in the eventual deflection of, "No thanks, I'm straight."
Last night was such a bummer, Steve. I wasted two hours and four drinks trying to get some sausage from a total hunk who turned out to be nothing but a faux mo.
by puswami May 11, 2011
PETER: Joe ax like a total fag, butt, he's married. Is he bisexual?
BOBBY: I think he's just a faux 'mo', you know, a fem man.
BOBBY: I think he's just a faux 'mo', you know, a fem man.
by Jack Bozdog June 05, 2006