Anthony's definitions

duckmonkey

When your face looks like a duck and monkey fucked each other and you were the product.

Man1: Hey look at Jaber, he's laying mack down.

Man2: Holy shit! He's mackin' on a duckmonkey.

by Anthony March 13, 2004

story virgin

The first victim to read your just written story.

Tim made me be his story virgin before he would read his story to the class.

by Anthony November 3, 2004

greatness

the one the only youngest world champ in history RANDY ORTON

randy orton is greatness you know it

by anthony April 16, 2005

dude

An expression of sympathy

guy#1:somones in the bedroom with corey.
guy#2:who's corey?
guy#1:my date.
guy#2:dude.

by Anthony January 21, 2004

defunkify

To take a shower and get off all the stank and funk. Originated from Anthony.

Yo I'm gonna go defunkify in the shower right quick.

by Anthony May 10, 2004

brickface

when your face looks like its been hit by a brick repeatedly.

Jaber: Hey guys look at my girlfriend.
Guy1: Damn she's brickfaced.

by Anthony March 11, 2004

Guanaca and Proud

a stupid cerota whom sucks on her mom's giant cock, and then fucks her father and brothers because they are ugly ass bitches and that's the only way they get fucked

That bitch is a whore, I bet she's Guanaca and Proud

by anthony March 24, 2005