dinglesoft

(coined by Antenna Wilde)

1) noun. A man who never gets laid because he's on the computer all the time.
2) noun. A software company run by dorks, ie: whale dicks, but soft whale dicks.
3) noun. A man who is a bore, a drag to be around.
4) noun. A soft whale dick.
5) noun. A man who can't get an erection. An impotent man.
George: We'll be late for the party.
Dweeb: But I have to finish configuring these equations.
George: Quick being such a dinglesoft and come on already!
by Antenna Wilde April 01, 2008
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shitty shitty bang bang

(verb) A con maneuver where a prostitute promises to fulfill your dreams, gets paid up front, then gives you a quicky and/or makes you come as fast as possible to increase the turn around time.
Origin: From, "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang", a 1968 family musical about a magical car that had the power to make dreams come true
I called the escort service with great expectations, but got a shitty shitty bang bang instead.
by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008
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smurf muffin

(noun) (coined by Antenna Wilde)
1. A woman with a very small vagina. 2. A very small woman. 3. A very small woman with an even smaller vagina. 4. A young and promiscuous girl. 5. Possible jail bait.
I'd take smurf muffin over meat schlop any day.
by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008
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chives

(noun) Little bits of dried up pussy juice, or chunk embedded in he hairs of a twice baked russet, or simply after a fuck fest.
I was just about to go there, but then I saw the chives and ran.
by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008
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shit helmet

(noun) When a lover dumps a Cleveland steamer on the other lover's head, usually by request.
Come on baby, give me shit helmet.
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
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free Willy

The taking out of one's penis. Whipping out one's dick, usually to take a piss or get a blow job.
"Pull over, I've gotta free Willy!"
or, "When she gave me that look, I knew it was time to free Willy."
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
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carpet banger

noun

1. A man who does well with women.
2. Any sexually active man, especially one who, "rides it hard."
3. A man who will will sleep with anyone.
If that carpet banger so much as talks to my girlfriend, I'm knockin' him out!
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
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