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noun. (coined by Antenna Wilde)
1. A bent penis. Often caused by an inexperienced top-rider, but can also be caused by Peyronie's disease, Urethral stricture or Hypospadias.
2. A penis that is half-hard, otherwise called a "semi".
3. A man suffering from impedance due to physical or psychological reasons.
1. A bent penis. Often caused by an inexperienced top-rider, but can also be caused by Peyronie's disease, Urethral stricture or Hypospadias.
2. A penis that is half-hard, otherwise called a "semi".
3. A man suffering from impedance due to physical or psychological reasons.
Fav: Is Jimmy coming out tonight?
Ant: Naw, he's got a wounded Marlin.
Fav: Oh shit, what happened?
Ant: Some cheerleader NOOB was top-riding him and ganged his pork sword.
Fav: wicked bumma.
Ant: Naw, he's got a wounded Marlin.
Fav: Oh shit, what happened?
Ant: Some cheerleader NOOB was top-riding him and ganged his pork sword.
Fav: wicked bumma.
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
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The act of fixing a wedgie. To quickly wick the stuck part of garment from one's ass crack.
The act of fixing a wedgie. To quickly wick the stuck part of garment from one's ass crack.
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1. When a woman pauses mid-orgasm (usually with her mouth open) and stops gyrating.
2. A woman becomes so angry that she stops talking and takes on a look of mental instability.
1. When a woman pauses mid-orgasm (usually with her mouth open) and stops gyrating.
2. A woman becomes so angry that she stops talking and takes on a look of mental instability.
by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008
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1. A man who does well with women.
2. Any sexually active man, especially one who, "rides it hard."
3. A man who will will sleep with anyone.
1. A man who does well with women.
2. Any sexually active man, especially one who, "rides it hard."
3. A man who will will sleep with anyone.
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
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1. Sex on a rug, usually with extreme vigor, often resulting in carpet burns.
2. When a man thrusts into the vagina forcefully, causing a "slapping" sound; often resulting in "carpet burns" from the pubic hair, or, "carpet."
1. Sex on a rug, usually with extreme vigor, often resulting in carpet burns.
2. When a man thrusts into the vagina forcefully, causing a "slapping" sound; often resulting in "carpet burns" from the pubic hair, or, "carpet."
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1. Pussy, esp. one that hasn't been shaved. The general pubic area of a woman. See also; shag, muff, gash.
2. A woman who is "shaggable" or "shag worthy".
1. Pussy, esp. one that hasn't been shaved. The general pubic area of a woman. See also; shag, muff, gash.
2. A woman who is "shaggable" or "shag worthy".
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
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