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wounded Marlin

noun. (coined by Antenna Wilde)

1. A bent penis. Often caused by an inexperienced top-rider, but can also be caused by Peyronie's disease, Urethral stricture or Hypospadias.

2. A penis that is half-hard, otherwise called a "semi".

3. A man suffering from impedance due to physical or psychological reasons.
Fav: Is Jimmy coming out tonight?
Ant: Naw, he's got a wounded Marlin.
Fav: Oh shit, what happened?
Ant: Some cheerleader NOOB was top-riding him and ganged his pork sword.
Fav: wicked bumma.
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
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wedgywick

verb. {wedgie} (coined by Antenna Wilde)

The act of fixing a wedgie. To quickly wick the stuck part of garment from one's ass crack.
Check out that girl... whoa! Did you see the wedgywick?
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
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girl, interrupted

(adj) (coined by Antenna Wilde)

1. When a woman pauses mid-orgasm (usually with her mouth open) and stops gyrating.
2. A woman becomes so angry that she stops talking and takes on a look of mental instability.
Shit got crazy, I mean; girl, interrupted.
by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008
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carpet banger

noun

1. A man who does well with women.
2. Any sexually active man, especially one who, "rides it hard."
3. A man who will will sleep with anyone.
If that carpet banger so much as talks to my girlfriend, I'm knockin' him out!
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
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carpet banging

(verb)
1. Sex on a rug, usually with extreme vigor, often resulting in carpet burns.
2. When a man thrusts into the vagina forcefully, causing a "slapping" sound; often resulting in "carpet burns" from the pubic hair, or, "carpet."
There was so much carpet banging this weekend we needed Neosporin.
by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008
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shag muffin

noun

1. Pussy, esp. one that hasn't been shaved. The general pubic area of a woman. See also; shag, muff, gash.
2. A woman who is "shaggable" or "shag worthy".
Fav: I'd go down on that shag muffin.
Ant: You would, you carpet banger!
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
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carpet jockey

(noun) One who is adept and dynamic in the art of cunnilingus. 2. One who enjoys muff diving.
That carpet jockey was audacious; it was the most vigorous display of stag film carpet jockeying I've ever seen.
by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008
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