Definitions by Antenna Wilde

shitty shitty bang bang 

(verb) A con maneuver where a prostitute promises to fulfill your dreams, gets paid up front, then gives you a quicky and/or makes you come as fast as possible to increase the turn around time.
Origin: From, "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang", a 1968 family musical about a magical car that had the power to make dreams come true

I called the escort service with great expectations, but got a shitty shitty bang bang instead.

shitty shitty bang bang by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008

turn around time 

(noun. Also, turn-around time, or; turn over) The time in which something takes to get done. A waiter has many turn overs in a night. A buyer wants to know what company, or service's turn around time is.

What's the turn around time from production to final sale?

turn around time by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008

puckered dumpling 

(noun) A clenched anus, or puckered starfish, but also referring to a particularly nice bottom encompassing it.

I guess he's an ass jockey, 'cause he never sweats a fudge pickle when he sees a puckered dumpling.

puckered dumpling by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

snailing the banister

When a girl saddles her beef curtains around a schlong and slides from tip to ball sac, then back again before meat handling the head and taking the high hard one all the way home.

She always takes her time when she's snailing the banister.

snailing the banister by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

meat handling 

When a woman displays exceptional skill with her beef curtains, often snailing the banister before top riding or performing spinner acts.

That was some serious meat handling!

meat handling by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

top riding

When a woman on top rides the slick willy as though the man beneath her is a horse.

I sure do enjoy a good top riding.

top riding by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

thumb jack 

(verb. coined by Antenna)
When doing it doggie style, sticking your thumb in a girl's ass to lift it higher.

She kept thrusting her clitty into the pillow, so I gave her a thumb jack for apple bottom viewing.

thumb jack by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008