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Definitions by Ant

Bellville Rendevous 

The wierdest catoon you've ever seen. Not surprising really, it was made in France. Includes people with noses coming out of thier foreheads, arses on the back of thier legs and the fattest dog ever. About a boy who has always dreamed about being in the famous endurance bike race, Tour De France. So his grandma trains him to become a bicycle racer. From then on, I have no idea what happens. Some guys whos shoulders are above thier heads kidnap him and throw him in a truck with two people who are either: A, zombies, B, Demented or C, Extremely tired. No matter how wierd, it's still beautifully animated.
Bellville Rendevous is one of the most beautiful yet most wierd pieces of animation you have ever seen.
Bellville Rendevous by Ant April 23, 2005
a commonly used word...originally from the 80's
a nun squatting down in a cucumber field
Grotty by Ant April 12, 2005

The Friday Night Project 

MKeaning to fuck every Friday Night on a regular basis.
Right, I've got an erection, time to work on our Friday Night Project!
The Friday Night Project by Ant April 11, 2005

Bam Margera 

Bastarding Funny
Amazingly Hilarious Stunts
May Be Insane... Maybe...

Might Be the Most Out Of Control Person on The Entire Earth
And Cool Too!
Raving Mad
Getting Funnier All The Time
Entered Mindlessness As A Child
Rams Into Stuff For Fun
Ass Kickinly Good At Skating
Viva la Bam is THE funniest thing on television.
Bam Margera by Ant April 11, 2005

Mudded out 

When a girl gets fucked too much that her vagina gets all wide so it looks nasty and loose.You can probably stick a tree in it.
"Look at that mudded out hoe over there tryin' to get some dick.I Hope he know her pussy nasty."
Mudded out by Ant March 30, 2005

Crazy Frog 

A really funny ringtone which has been downloaded in the UK 1 million times. Also avalible for wallpapers, games and loads of other stuff. Its the funniest yet the most annoying ringtone ever made. By the way, it isnt just for chavs!!!!! Everyone bloody has it!
A ding ding ding ding dong don da den dong dong dong a dong dong dong dong dong WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crazy Frog by Ant February 17, 2005
Derived from Homer Simpson, this word is used to express frustration, or when you realise you've just done something incredibly stupid.
Guy 1:Have you ever seen a BMW?
Guy 2:Hell yes!
Guy 1:Have you ever touched a BMW?
Guy 2:I think so, yeah.
Guy 1:Have you ever licked a BMW?
Guy 2:No, but I wish I could.
Guy 1: BMW stands for Black Mans Willy.
Guy 2: DOH!!!!!!!
Doh by Ant February 2, 2005