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clarked

To get arrested for driving while intoxicated after a night of heavy drinking to celebrate Cinco de Mayo.
The fucking police clarked me last night and I had to spend 17 hours in the city jail.
by anonymous May 7, 2005
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Montreal screwjob

Phrase coined to describe the end of pro-wrestler Bret Hart's career. The end of the match between Shawn Michaels and Hart has become the most famous event in the history of the WWF/E.

Basically, Bret was going to leave the WWF in 1997. On November 9th, he was going to beat Shawn Michaels and then lose his final match by disqualification. Unfortunately, Vince McMahon decided to illegally call the match just as Shawn Michaels put Bret Hart in the famous sharpshooter move. Hart was most likely going to reverse this move and win the match, but McMahon decided to make Bret lose for whatever reason.

Bret was in shock and he spit on McMahon before leaving. He also expressed his anger by destroying a few TV cameras after the match.

During this era, Shawn Michaels was a member of a highly influential clique that often controlled the outcomes of various matches. Their power behind the scenes was linked to Vince McMahon and it led to the 'screwing over' of Bret "Hitman" Hart, a respectable, skilled wrestler.
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To this day, Shawn Michaels is hated in Canada (Hart's homeland) and the crowds often boo him or shout "You screwed Bret!" as a constant reminder of this unfortunate, unfair event.

The Montreal screwjob refers exclusively to the night of 11/9/97, but many comparisons are made to this famous match. The recent firing of Matt Hardy brought up a deluge of references to the untimely release of an excellent wrestler, Bret Hart.
Shawn Michaels is cool now but he most likely had a hand in destroying Hart's career in the WWF.
by anonymous June 10, 2005
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hijo de a puta

translated into spanish:

'Son of a Bitch'
by anonymous June 6, 2004
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lewtz

Items, treasure dropped from a fallen enemy in EverQuest, or any other MMORPG
I got some phat lewtz from that Gnoll pup!
by Anonymous November 14, 2002
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DIRECT EFFECT

Worst show ever on MTV. It plays rap and only rap, then takes over MTV.
If Direct effect wasn't a show then rap wouldn't have taken over.
by Anonymous September 7, 2003
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viqueens

(pl) Diverse fans who love the Minnesota Vikings football team.
The Viqueens fans love their Boys in Purple.
by Anonymous October 20, 2003
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Norwegian Punish Fuck

Verb Action that should be taken towards a prissy looking person who wouldn't like to get dirty in bed.
The sorority homecoming queen deserves to get Norwegian Punish Fucked.
by Anonymous May 1, 2003
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