shlong

Misspelling of the world "schlong," or penis. Probably derived from the German "schlange" for snake, which, pronounced in German, must have sounded like "schlong" to native English speakers.

Wow, that horse has got a pretty huge schlong. I don't know if those fifth graders on their field trip to the zoo should be seeing this.

by anonymous January 02, 2004

Babblegabbing

Another word that stands for "Ball Grabbing" with a male. preferably a girl to a guy. (Unless gay.)

That bitch just babblegabbed me.

by Anonymous May 13, 2005

prospector

One who has the innate ability to locate comedy gold on UrbanDictionary.com

John Gill is one silly-ass prospector.

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

ovarian splooge

alternative and awesome name for female ejaculation

my sister was rubbin my mom's pussy and she ovarian splooged on the wall

by Anonymous May 27, 2003

dorkocracy

Government of a state by the immediate direction or administration of dorks; hence, the exercise of political authority nerds as representing the dorks.

America is a great country that was founded by dorks. It was originally intended to be a dorkocracy. That's why I'm a registered Dorkocrat today.

by Anonymous September 25, 2003

Sappy

When your AIM away messages contain stuff: i want to walk in the rain by myself or i'm here, but i'm sitting in the dark without lights and my head's on the desk.

you're a sappy mofo cause you want to ponder about some girl instead of just having fun.

by Anonymous August 02, 2003

Dinger

(AUS) Condom

"There's a dirty dinger in the shower, luv!"

by Anonymous July 24, 2003