ChairMan

phrase used to describe a cronic masterbater

by Anonymous April 07, 2003

shitty pants

you are stuck to your seat in those shitty pants.

by Anonymous September 04, 2003

Belgian Dip

a teabag while the man (or whoever is putting their balls in the other persons mouth)pees in a glass

by Anonymous February 09, 2003

SvenDiagram

Of upmost eliteness. Without comparison, above the rest.

See: Savage, Beast, Awesome

I can't believe he did that, he's a total SvenDiagram.

by Anonymous February 03, 2003

perl

Dan Perl- oh so cool and sexy.

Dan Perl is so sexy.
Dan Perl is the coolest kid around
His hair is so good looking

by ANONYMOUS April 12, 2005

What are you waiting for, Christmas?

Question asked of someone that's taking their sweet time doing something. Like people that sit at green lights forever, as though they're waiting for something to say it's okay for them to go.

Man, the light turned green 10 seconds ago and this guys still sitting there. Come on, go! What are you waiting for, Christmas?

by anonymous November 25, 2004

cockknocker

One who engages in the act of touching his penis to another man's penis in a "knocking" fashion.

I know for sure that Bob is a cockknocker because I witnessed him slapping another man's penis with his own.

by Anonymous February 14, 2004