Definitions by Anna LeStache

stench wake

The channel of foul smell that flows behind a person who, for whatever reason, smells really bad.

Trying to get to the locker room, I got stuck in a sweaty basketball player's stench wake. Ew!

stench wake by Anna LeStache March 21, 2010

lady-butt 

Term to describe a man's rear end that looks curiously like a woman's backside.

"Dude, I saw Ted on the slopes today and, from behind, I thought he was your sister!"

"Oh, yeah, Ted's got total lady-butt."

lady-butt by Anna LeStache February 22, 2010

shopping jihad 

A relentless pursuit to purchase a particular item, no matter what lengths or methods are required to secure it in the desired size and color. Includes sub-categories such as shoe jihad, jean jihad, etc.

"I don't care if they're sold out - I will not call off my shopping jihad until I find those Chanel flats in pink patent leather...size 9!"

shopping jihad by Anna LeStache February 22, 2010

denim rage

Seething and/or outbursts of anger caused by wearing uncomfortably tight jeans.

"OMG, I can't even breathe in these jeans. By lunchtime, I'll be lashing out with denim rage."

denim rage by Anna LeStache February 11, 2010

slow-drying 

A term for blow-drying one's hair used to express impatience by the person (typically a male) waiting for the blow-drying to be completed.

Male #1: "Dude, it's time to go. What are you waiting for?"

Male #2: "We can't leave yet. Maribelle's still in the bathroom slow-drying her hair."

slow-drying by Anna LeStache February 3, 2010

noise shard 

A sharp, piercing sound that assaults one's ear like a projectile.

"Dude, turn down your ringer! You just lodged a noise shard in my ear."

noise shard by Anna LeStache January 13, 2010

chai-dentity 

1. The identification of a person by their habitual coffee drink order.

2. A fake name used when ordering coffee drinks.

1. (at coffee chain store) "They didn't ask you what drink you wanted." "Nah, they know my chai-dentity here."

2. "Why does it say 'Tom Petty' on the side of your Starbucks cup?" "Dude, that's my chai-dentity."

chai-dentity by Anna LeStache January 9, 2010