beta baby

The first baby born into a group of female friends. The use of the word "beta" implies that the arrival of this child will bring out a variety of friends' personal issues and test the strength of the bonds that hold the group together.

Friend #1: "Angie never has time to go out with us anymore. She was a lot more fun before she became a mom."

Friend #2: "Uh-oh, sounds like someone's resenting the beta baby."

by Anna LeStache April 30, 2011

slow-drying

A term for blow-drying one's hair used to express impatience by the person (typically a male) waiting for the blow-drying to be completed.

Male #1: "Dude, it's time to go. What are you waiting for?"

Male #2: "We can't leave yet. Maribelle's still in the bathroom slow-drying her hair."

by Anna LeStache February 03, 2010

Valholler

The hillbilly equivalent of Viking warrior heaven.

It sure is quiet around here since ol' Lester had that squirrel-hunting accident, but I know he's smiling down on us from Valholler.

by Anna LeStache January 16, 2013

balloon finger

The tenderness in one's fingertip and fingernail that results from inflating and knotting a large number of balloons.

Helping set up for my nephew's birthday party gave me a wicked case of balloon finger.

by Anna LeStache May 12, 2010

denim rage

Seething and/or outbursts of anger caused by wearing uncomfortably tight jeans.

"OMG, I can't even breathe in these jeans. By lunchtime, I'll be lashing out with denim rage."

by Anna LeStache February 11, 2010

stench wake

The channel of foul smell that flows behind a person who, for whatever reason, smells really bad.

Trying to get to the locker room, I got stuck in a sweaty basketball player's stench wake. Ew!

by Anna LeStache March 22, 2010

lady-butt

Term to describe a man's rear end that looks curiously like a woman's backside.

"Dude, I saw Ted on the slopes today and, from behind, I thought he was your sister!"

"Oh, yeah, Ted's got total lady-butt."

by Anna LeStache February 22, 2010