A sport in which participants dress up like flamboyant 70's pimps and race a greased-up hobo in a shopping cart through an obstacle course, such as a mall or department store. Extra points are awarded for business transactions made along the way for those who mistake you for a real pimp.
by Angus June 08, 2003

Brian:Hey! Tuuch MaGuuch! what color markers are these?
Tuuch MaGuuch: Ummm that one is blue, thats one is red, that one might be green...
Brian: Haha they're all purple!
Tuuch MaGuuch: Ummm that one is blue, thats one is red, that one might be green...
Brian: Haha they're all purple!
by Angus March 15, 2005

To make a composition in the style of Frank Zappa; "put the eyebrows" on a musical or textual creation.
by Angus June 19, 2004

A bong of such great power, the likes of which has never been seen before. Can only be used by a good knoght for good purpose.
"knights of the round table, behold... EXCALIBONG!"
by Angus May 20, 2004

by Angus October 09, 2004

(n)An MP3 player that, while competent, is not nearly as prestigious as the white-earphoned variety made by Apple.
"ere, check out his two-hundred quid shy-pod, the cheap bastard."
"It's a two hundred quid shy-pod; It aint flashy, but it does the job."
"It's a two hundred quid shy-pod; It aint flashy, but it does the job."
by Angus June 13, 2005
