Big Pipe

In communities where small waste pipes in dwellings predominate, the Big Pipe is the public lavvy that will take any rectal punishment that can be thrown at it without fear of clogging up.

The bog at my place won't be able to handle my curry load tonight; I better get down to the Big Pipe before a queue forms.

by Angus June 19, 2004

Stenchy Knoll

Where people go in communities that do not have a Big Pipe to handle potential sewer-clogging arse loads. The locale usually is named after the dumping has been well-established.

Don't go down to Stenchy Knoll by yourself after dark, you might fall into something nasty. Why oh why don't they build a Big Pipe here?

by Angus June 19, 2004

Tuuch MaGuuch

Connotation given to people with color blindness.

Brian:Hey! Tuuch MaGuuch! what color markers are these?
Tuuch MaGuuch: Ummm that one is blue, thats one is red, that one might be green...
Brian: Haha they're all purple!

by Angus March 15, 2005

Puddin

It would just so happen to be a name you give to a hot female. She must be short and like to drink dr. pepper.

Sam is my puddin, so back off!

by Angus November 21, 2004

nut luggage

Another term for semen.

I usually bail from a strange girl's flat right after dropping off my nut luggage

by Angus June 19, 2004

jfk

To sexually penetrate a woman vaginally, orally and anally in the same night. Attributed to an (apocryphal) remark made by John F. Kennedy that "You truly haven't had a woman until you have had her in all three holes".

I can't believe she let me jfk her on a first date!

by Angus June 19, 2004

Blart

A superior being that smells of burnt salmon on occasion and Slim Jims most of the time.

Damn that person reminds me of a blart except this one smells like that "Old Person" Smell.

by Angus April 05, 2005