Definitions by Andy1

Fair Pole 

For some unknown reason in baseball, although both are in fair territory, both the line and the pole are officially called the foul line and the foul pole. They are both absolutely in fair territory, and therefore many of my friends and myself have called the two the fair line and the fair pole for many years.

Mike's Weenie's line drive hit the fair pole, and was therefore a home run. Earlier, David DeJesus's hooking liner hit the fair line in right field and was a double.

Fair Pole by andy1 June 15, 2007

Foster Grunt 

One of the leading brands of sunglasses.

I don't wear my Foster Grunts at nighttime.

Foster Grunt by andy1 June 15, 2007

Mike's Weenie 

Nickname for popular former star and now apparently has-been Kansas City Royals designated hitter Mike Sweeney.

Mike's Weenie swung at the first pitch and popped out.

Mike's Weenie by andy1 May 13, 2007

Penisoil 

One of the early brands of motor oil, also known as Pennzoil, from Penisylvania

Bill, did you want 10W40 or 20W50 weight Penisoil in your car?

Penisoil by andy1 April 12, 2007

Penisylvania 

One of the original 13 states, founded by William Penn, popularized by Ben Franklin, also known as the Keystone State. Penisoil is from Penisylvania.

The main cities in Penisylvania are Philadelphia and Pittsburgh.

Penisylvania by andy1 April 12, 2007

chip whore 

a girl/woman who gets a guy to buy/give her chips to play table games at the casino. As often as not, she skips out on him when he goes to the bathroom

That gorgeous Asian gal with the dyed blonde hair was a chip whore who was with a 500 lb. ugly guy. As soon as he went to the bathroom, she made a beeline out the front door.

chip whore by andy1 March 25, 2007

Barry Faggotlow 

A semi-famous orange-haired singer who may or may not be gay, aka Barry Manilow. Chicks love him, guys hate him.

I wonder if Barry Faggotlow would know what to do with Mandy if he caught her.

Barry Faggotlow by andy1 January 23, 2007