Andy Mack's definitions

gookie

n.- a google cookie, each with it's own user identification number, for the sole purpose of logging every search entry of an individual for identity profiling, probably to the world's largest clandestine mainframe computer, to begin the first steps for surveillance of the entire human race.

My last google cookie ID number: PREF=ID=aff7df257fd0d28d

by Andy Mack April 16, 2005

waffle head

n.- a person with a head that when viewed from the side, is oval and elongated.

John F. Kerry has a waffle head.

by Andy Mack July 8, 2005

sake

Literally means "alcohol" in Japanese. In the English speaking world, sake refers to "Nihon-shu", Japanese rice wine.

Ichi-no-kura, my favorite. Served best chilled. "Umai desu yo!"

by Andy Mack April 12, 2005

show out

similar to show off, but usually meaning a failed attempt to impress others.

"Yo, check out my rag chevy! Man, you just showing out."

by Andy Mack April 10, 2005

gundeck

v. to falsify official documents, reports, logs, etc. especially in cases where work was not actually performed.

The area on old British warships below the upperdeck, to give a false perception of the actual amount of ammuniton onboard. This is supposedly how the term was derived.

"Rogge was too lazy to do the 7 day and gundecked the MAF like usual"

"Some people gundeck their whole resume to land top-notch IT jobs"

by Andy Mack April 16, 2005

package check

n. You'd better do this when you're not sure if you ended up with a Benny Boy at the local meat shack in Bangkok.

Always do a package check even though you think there is no way that the chick with no adam's apple, no body hair, smooth cheek bones and nice hips, is a MAN.

by Andy Mack September 1, 2005

Jacksonville

My neighborhood and everyone in it. (see references jackson and jackhorse)

I live right in the middle of Jacksonville

by Andy Mack April 16, 2005