Andy's definitions

SAFD

The proper definition is "Suck a Fuckin' Dick"

Gordon was working on a car and he spilled transmission fluid all over his clean white t-shirt and he yelled out: "SAFD"

by Andy July 22, 2003

Hull

Where naughty Ulster Unionists go.

Ian Paisley: Don't fuck the pope, or you'll go to Hull.

by Andy May 13, 2004

Socialist Organiser

Now-defunct socialist newspaper (NOT an organisation) run during the 1980s by the Socialist Campaign for a Labour Victory (SCLV). Neither the paper nor SCLV exists at present, both having been dissolved in the late 80s.

This does not stop the rightwing in NUS treating Socialist Organiser (aka "S.O.") as the secret conspiracy behind every setback and every instance of opposition they face. The supposed organisation is supposed to have covert arrangements to produce such outcomes, and every left-leaning campaign, however broad-based, is accused of being a "front" for "S.O.". Basically, the NUS rightwing's pet version of Illuminati, cabal or ZOG.

Also known as 'the trots'.

Socialist Organiser was never what the NUS rightwing now claim it is, and in any case it's been defunct for 20 years. Get over it, you wankers!

by Andy April 20, 2004

Brummie

A ledgendary person that comes from Birmingham, England

Wow, i wish i could be as kool as that brummie

by Andy July 13, 2003

wanker

In Old English, "wan" means pale and sickly, and a "cur" is a mongrel, and also a term for a contemptible person. Hence, a "wan cur" is a sick, contemptible person.

Later misspelled as "wanker".

Tony Blair is a wan cur.

by Andy May 28, 2004

Dirty Joey the 2nd

A person gets a Dirty Joey, however during it his asshole quiffers

Damn it Joe, I told you not to quiffe while I am giving you a Dirty Joey.

by Andy September 2, 2004

penile fussy

The art of making your penis dance with a fork.

at dinner, we all did a penile fussy.

by andy February 9, 2005