9 definitions by Andrew Schwartz

When hooking up with a really drunk girl and she passes out before you cum, turn her over and blow your load all over her ass crack. When it drys, it will seal her butt cheeks together and she will have to pry them open the next day - hence, sealing the envelope.
Man this girl was so drunk last night, I just had to seal her envelope.
by Andrew Schwartz October 2, 2003
Get the Seal the Envelope mug.
Bachelor of arts, fine arts. Unlike a BFA fine arts degree, a BAFA curriculum includes liberal arts general education requirements.

BAFA degrees, curriculums, students and alumni can also be simply called BAFAs.
BAFAs have to take science, literature, and foreign language courses.

BAFAs often have crappy senior shows.

Don't be a BAFA student, you fucken moron.
by Andrew Schwartz November 17, 2004
Get the bafa mug.
Any replacement or substitution of rail service with bus transit, whether permanent or temporary. Often used to reflect an inferior quality of service.
Due to track construction on the Red Line at the Charles/MGH stop, there will be bustitution this weekend between Kendall and Park Street,
by Andrew Schwartz November 1, 2006
Get the bustitution mug.
Intentional mispronunciation of shit.
Former WBCN disc jockey Nik Carter used to say "shite" on the radio, as if to get away with it.
by Andrew Schwartz January 31, 2005
Get the shite mug.
A German word referring to a student's assignment to prepare a report and give a lecture. Often used in English among exchange students in lack of a better word.
How did your referat go?

I didn't get to give my referat, because we didn't have time for me to give it. The professor just totally forgot about my referat, so I'll have to do it next week. And I stayed up all night working on my referat!
by Andrew Schwartz July 10, 2005
Get the referat mug.
A Penis.

From the German word Schlange, which literally means snake. Schlange can also refer to a queue or a line. Germans will generally refer to the penis as a schwanz, literally tail.
I don't wanna hear about your schlong.
by Andrew Schwartz June 3, 2005
Get the schlong mug.
Termination of an product or feature, especially if it's uneconomical or should be obsolete by the time. The origin is from Steve Jobs's return to Apple as interim CEO (and later permanent iCEO).
Floppy drives, SCSI, and legacy serial ports were all steved with the release of the original iMac. Apple-branded printers, Newton PDA's, and Easter Eggs within the Mac OS were also steved.
by Andrew Schwartz July 28, 2004
Get the Steved mug.