Andrew Schwartz's definitions

schlong

A Penis.

From the German word Schlange, which literally means snake. Schlange can also refer to a queue or a line. Germans will generally refer to the penis as a schwanz, literally tail.

I don't wanna hear about your schlong.

by Andrew Schwartz June 9, 2005

referat

A German word referring to a student's assignment to prepare a report and give a lecture. Often used in English among exchange students in lack of a better word.

How did your referat go?

I didn't get to give my referat, because we didn't have time for me to give it. The professor just totally forgot about my referat, so I'll have to do it next week. And I stayed up all night working on my referat!

by Andrew Schwartz July 27, 2005

nachsicht

1. Clemency, indulgency, leniency (German)

2. Spoken humorously among exchange students when it's too late to say Vorsicht (Caution, look out)

My friend was almost halfway through crossing the intersection when the taxi was approaching, so I said "Nachsicht!"

by Andrew Schwartz May 8, 2005

bustitution

Any replacement or substitution of rail service with bus transit, whether permanent or temporary. Often used to reflect an inferior quality of service.

Due to track construction on the Red Line at the Charles/MGH stop, there will be bustitution this weekend between Kendall and Park Street,

by Andrew Schwartz November 1, 2006

Seal the Envelope

When hooking up with a really drunk girl and she passes out before you cum, turn her over and blow your load all over her ass crack. When it drys, it will seal her butt cheeks together and she will have to pry them open the next day - hence, sealing the envelope.

Man this girl was so drunk last night, I just had to seal her envelope.

by Andrew Schwartz October 1, 2003

Steved

Termination of an product or feature, especially if it's uneconomical or should be obsolete by the time. The origin is from Steve Jobs's return to Apple as interim CEO (and later permanent iCEO).

Floppy drives, SCSI, and legacy serial ports were all steved with the release of the original iMac. Apple-branded printers, Newton PDA's, and Easter Eggs within the Mac OS were also steved.

by Andrew Schwartz July 28, 2004

shite

Intentional mispronunciation of shit.

Former WBCN disc jockey Nik Carter used to say "shite" on the radio, as if to get away with it.

by Andrew Schwartz January 30, 2005