by Andrew February 28, 2004
The facist dictator of unreasonable school classes. Does not promote drug use even though is suspected of manufacturing "Happiness" in her basement.
by Andrew August 15, 2003
by Andrew October 10, 2003
Poop comprised of well-formed pieces, usually 1-3 in number, that are excreted quickly and with very little effort, and which generally require very little toilet paper usage afterwards. Ass Potatoes are similar in texture to Ass Nuggets, which are usually smaller and greater in number, and the antithesis of Ass Bread.
I just took a dump, and since I'm in a hurry, I was pleased when it turned out to be two quick ass potatoes instead of a bunch of ass bread.
by Andrew June 16, 2006
by andrew February 29, 2004