AndREW's definitions

grindcore metal

Music played way too fast for suitable listening with inaudiable screams and the occasional synthisizer or keyboard. Ex. The Locust, An Albatross, Daughers, Love Like...Electrocution!, Anal Cunt, Cattle Decapitation, Some Girls, Crimson Curse, Swing Kids, Orchid, Arab on Radar, Great Redneck Hope, Discordance Axis and, if you want to go out on a limb, the Blood Brothers

Grindcore is the kind of music your parents didn't want you to find out about.

by Andrew February 8, 2005

sport

An athletic competition that is objectively scored.

Soccer is a sport in which points are scored by kicking a ball into the opposing team's goal.

Cheerleading is not a sport because judges give you a subjective score.

by Andrew May 25, 2003

slam

To fall while skateboarding.

"I tried to ollie up to the bench but my back foot slipped and I slammed."

by Andrew July 2, 2004

tuna jockey

a japanese person. because they live on an archipelago, they are a fishing nation. mainly tuna. so they are tuna jockeys

the tuna jockey has 400 pounds of tuna

by andrew November 27, 2003

Red

Stating the obvious. (Throwin' the red)

Yo Cap'n Obvious, way to throw the red!

by Andrew February 23, 2003

thrasha

one who participates in the act of thrashing. ie: one who shreds

t'sup thrasha-ass thrasha?!

by andrew January 28, 2004

thermodynamics

A confusing class taught by a strange little man with weird hair and bad fashion sense

After getting 30% on his thermodynamics test, Andrew changed his major to international business.

by Andrew May 12, 2003