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A girlfriend that publishes lies about you on Urban Dictionary.
Kyle: Emma, why are you posting lies about me in your definitions?

Emma: Your dick is one inch long Kyle.

Kyle: No it's not! You're being quite the Urban Girlfriend right now!

Emma: Fine, I'll change it to two and a half inches.

Kyle: Thanks babe.
by AnalMonster666 February 17, 2015
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lil girl

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Emma is lil.
Emma is a girl.
Emma is a lil girl.

There's not much more too say. I mean -- lil girls tend to be adorable. But the name really tells you everything.
by AnalMonster666 February 17, 2015
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kinky wink

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When you passionately stare and then wink at another's genitalia. It is typically a sign of flirtation, but has been commonly used in popular culture as a jest.
As I whipped my head back up while kneeling to tie my shoelaces, Richard's crotch was directly in my line of sight. I then continued to stare at his bulge. It was getting larger by the second. I made sure he was looking, and then gave his meaty sausage a kinky wink. If he doesn't know that I want his hairy penis inside me now -- he never will.
by AnalMonster666 February 2, 2015
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