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Like third or fourth base, Pitchers Mound is a status regarding sexual activity. It is not in direct relation to the other bases of a couples sexual interaction, rather an independent stage of physical play.
It is the act of punching your partners crotch area (Usually with surprise). You continuously punch the others genitalia -- as if with each strike of contact (from fist to delicate reproductive tissue) you receive an extra point. Sure -- they may resist, and at the same time try to punch yours, but unlike hitting a "home-run" (resulting with both partners taking out a great deal of pleasure) there is only one winner within each session.
The difference between reaching Pitchers Mound and ferociously hitting the human-juice out of your mate's reproductive organ is that it is fun and safe. I tend to yell "Pitcher's Mound!" while I enact a harsh blow to my girlfriend's vagina. Only a Chad would injure another's crotch area without warning or playful desire.
It is the act of punching your partners crotch area (Usually with surprise). You continuously punch the others genitalia -- as if with each strike of contact (from fist to delicate reproductive tissue) you receive an extra point. Sure -- they may resist, and at the same time try to punch yours, but unlike hitting a "home-run" (resulting with both partners taking out a great deal of pleasure) there is only one winner within each session.
The difference between reaching Pitchers Mound and ferociously hitting the human-juice out of your mate's reproductive organ is that it is fun and safe. I tend to yell "Pitcher's Mound!" while I enact a harsh blow to my girlfriend's vagina. Only a Chad would injure another's crotch area without warning or playful desire.
Kyle: "Emma, what do you want to do? We have already passionately accomplished the four bases a hundred times."
Emma: "Well, we haven't done Pitchers Mound yet."
Kyle: "Pitcher's Mound!" (Kyle strikes Emma's Vajayjay with a Mexican undercut, the dirtiest of all the undercuts)
Emma: "Fuck! My Vajayjay is bleeding. I guess you win Kyle."
"P.S You're Hawt."
Kyle: "Because I won like a boss, I am going to incorporate this event in my definition on Urban dictionary."
Emma: "Well, we haven't done Pitchers Mound yet."
Kyle: "Pitcher's Mound!" (Kyle strikes Emma's Vajayjay with a Mexican undercut, the dirtiest of all the undercuts)
Emma: "Fuck! My Vajayjay is bleeding. I guess you win Kyle."
"P.S You're Hawt."
Kyle: "Because I won like a boss, I am going to incorporate this event in my definition on Urban dictionary."
by AnalMonster666 February 17, 2015
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