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g-spot

The place my boyfriend hits CONSTANTLY when we fuck.
"oh my goddddd... hit it aggggain babbby..."
by ana August 31, 2004
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guy berryman

The sexiest man alive. The best bassist in the world. Intelligent, handsome, excellent musician. Guy is the perfect man. He's got it all.
No one like him
by ana March 7, 2004
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braveheart

When you ejaculate on one side of someone's face, so it looks like they painted half of it white, like Braveheart.
"I was trying to give her the Angry Conductor, but I aimed too low and gave her a Braveheart."
by Ana April 1, 2005
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Hoff

Verb, pertaining to David Hasselhoff.

To be Hoffed – to be sent homoerotic images of David Hasselhoff in questionable outfits/poses with various props/animals. Considered an extreme insult, the most common form of Hoffing is done through electronic mail although various new and inventive methods have recently been discovered. The first ever hoffing is said to have taken place in 1997 in the town of Heidelberg in Germany where David Hasselhoff is an extremely popular singer. According to urban legend, a young male high school student sent the David Hasselhoff calendar (if you have never seen this consider yourself lucky) to a girl he had a crush on in an attempt to woo her. The attempt backfired when the horrified girl choked on a chicken sandwich which she was eating whilst opening the calendar. The act of Hoffing has since spread from smalltown Germany to the mainstream claiming thousands of victims. Although not usually resulting in loss of life, a Hoffing can lead to severe psychological trauma, temporary loss of motor function and 9 times out of 10 it will affect the Hoffee’s up-chuck mechanism.
Oh, sweet mother of Jesus, FUCKK!!!!! I’ve been Hoffed again! I’ll never open my email again.

That guy is such a butt-fucking loser! I’m gonna send him a Hoffing he will never forget!
by Ana January 11, 2005
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brazazn

a brazilian girl whos an azian wanna be, they always hang out with azians and theyre best friend are ussually azians.
that bitch in my class is a brazazn.
by ana October 14, 2004
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pepsi

Derogatory term for low class French-Canadians. (based on the preferance and quantity of pepsi consumed)
*girl 1: hey that guy is hot
*guy: Allo-bonjour sexy madame
*girl 2: naw, just a pepsi
by Ana April 25, 2004
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Shania Twain

The only country music you can listen to without throwing up.

Shania is a beautiful woman with a beautiful voice and is married to AC/DC producer Mutt Lange.
Shania plays guitar, sings, and writes all her own music. Her songs are upbeat and not like average depressing country music.
by Ana October 8, 2004
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