AnOnymous 's definitions

Matzen

a move used on girls. Usually using someones tounge (most likely a guys) anywhere around the body.

Girl: " omg that was an amazing matzen"

by anonymous April 22, 2005

mystery meat

Plastics, cutters, and other agents used to cheaply increase the volume of the cannabis product known as hashish

That english shit's full of mystery meat, buy from holland if you really want the good shit

by anonymous May 1, 2004

King Kong ain't got SHIT on me!

1. The greatest movie quote of the 21st century

2. The most overused quote by average people since "Kneel before Zod!" from Superman 2. It basically means you are unbeatable since King Kong was considered unbeatable and you are saying even he's not on your level

1. (Denzel as Alonzo) "I'll burn this whole motherfucker down! King Kong ain't got SHIT on me!"

2. (Some average guy on the 'net) You wanna fight me? You can't beat me! King Kong ain't got SHIT on me!

by anonymous April 15, 2006

all-star

a person who thinks he is great at everything who trys to be good but totally sucks, by this person i mean a guneet all-star is terrible. All-star trys to make himself look good but he fucking sucks

hey all-star you're so good.(sarcastic)

by anonymous December 7, 2004

lesbometer

when you sense the coming of a Cunt Nazi, your lesbometer goes up. When a rockrr girl tells you she likes women and your lesbometer shows no activity, she's lying. stick your tongue down her throat.

The lesbometer just put Avril Lavine out of business.

by anonymous March 3, 2005

PwC

An environment/hell, in which the term 'work-life balance' is used to convince bright, young professionals to accept jobs. Once on the other side, it becomes apprent very fast that it doesn't exist, but the majority of employees stay, because the partners continue to say they are "working" to improve 'work-life balance'. One question: How long before they figure it out? Answer: NEVER. They will continue to use it as a topic of positive discussion for the future (always in the future).

We work 80 hour weeks, but it is okay cause they feed us free alcohol on a consistent basis.

by Anonymous March 31, 2005

Panebianco Shuffle

When a persons hand shakes uncontrollably, as if the person has down syndrom, when they are shuffling and dealing cards.

Mike is a master of the panebianco shuffle when playing chinese poker.

by anonymous January 22, 2003