alton

by Anonymous October 11, 2003
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internet

A place for overaged single men to pose as "young", "hot" or "sexy" teenage girls and still get their groove on.
Overaged balding man: "17/f horny looking for hot stud"
by Anonymous February 18, 2003
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hessian

A person, often sporting a mullet, who is considered metal and a bit trashy.
There were so many hessians at the Maiden show.
by Anonymous April 08, 2003
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dirge

by Anonymous February 20, 2003
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007

An albino who works at an information center.
I am 007. Bingo is interesting. Hamburger is fantastic adventure.
by Anonymous June 25, 2003
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god botherer

Looks like that skanky, workshy god botherer has left us up shit creek again, depressing self-righteous individual that it is
by Anonymous April 30, 2003
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Gurpin

1)The state of mind where one loses himself 2) to trip like a bitch 3) to spaz out
Hey Bob, stop gurpin like a crack feind!
by Anonymous November 08, 2001
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